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Sir Robert Perellopsimus Lobster

Robert P. Lobster had only one claw
It caused him to swim with a very bad yaw
An oyster twin
Joined him in sin
Together they yelled out, "YEEHAW!

Round and round went Bob and the twin
Ignoring the ominous fin
On some big guy
Swimming nearby
Who had a huge mouth, but no chin

Into said mouth went the entangled pair
Unaware, as they were, of their error
A major distraction
And a fatal attraction
Could one assume they just didn't care?

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017




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Date: 9/6/2017 9:46:00 AM
Hi John, This is a fascinating tale you told in the limerick form. Didn't they know to beware of sharks? Well done:-) Alexis
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Date: 9/7/2017 8:27:00 AM
Some folks never learn;-)
Date: 8/15/2017 6:06:00 PM
This limerick made me smile and hungry for lobster. i enjoyed this limerick.limrick Flats. have a nice evening my friend.
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Date: 8/23/2017 9:18:00 AM
Uh oh, look out Robert! Thanks for the visit ~ john
Date: 8/10/2017 7:34:00 AM
I am getting hungry too. I love sea food, perhaps I was the shark. A very good lesson; be careful who you dance with or try to eat. Something always bigger comes along.
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Date: 8/23/2017 9:17:00 AM
I'll probably be a pizza in my next life;-)
Date: 8/9/2017 2:31:00 PM
From one famous limerickest to another, this one deserves 7 stars out of 5!!! HAVE A BLAST ON YOUR MINI VACATION SIR JOHN JOHN!!!
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Date: 8/6/2017 5:24:00 AM
giggles, like a nursery riddle - did they care?! The woman would like to know
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Date: 8/6/2017 4:43:00 PM
Oh...I'm sure woman knows! ;-)
Date: 8/5/2017 3:21:00 AM
hahaha,, :)
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Date: 8/5/2017 8:50:00 AM
When Eve giggles, I am pleased. Hugs 'n howdies! ~ j
Date: 8/5/2017 12:10:00 AM
Love your imagination John.
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Date: 8/5/2017 8:41:00 AM
Thanks MT!
Date: 8/4/2017 10:39:00 PM
The very bad yaw and no chin were classic! Great read!!
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Date: 8/5/2017 8:41:00 AM
I yam honored by your praise rPAT!
Date: 8/4/2017 2:58:00 PM
very funny, john! i love the "huge mouth, but no chin" line the most...
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Date: 8/5/2017 8:33:00 AM
Thanks IB!
Date: 8/4/2017 10:30:00 AM
chuckles...gotd
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Date: 8/5/2017 8:32:00 AM
Gotd will be proudly displayed in my atrophe case;-)
Date: 8/4/2017 9:57:00 AM
The clueless lobster twins thought they were spelunkers. Clever and fun limerick!
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Date: 8/5/2017 8:29:00 AM
:-0. Caving is a hazardous sport! Thanks for seeing silly ~ j
Date: 8/4/2017 9:29:00 AM
Hee haw! Giggles guffaw! x & o mo!
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Date: 8/5/2017 8:28:00 AM
Mo go giggle-O. Makes my day! Eh ;-) ~ j
Date: 8/4/2017 9:17:00 AM
Hilarious bunch of limericks! I really enjoyed reading these illustrious poem here this morning! Such a grandiose piece, Great Work!!
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Date: 8/5/2017 8:26:00 AM
Hi Russell. Thanks for stopping by the silly section! ~ john
Date: 8/4/2017 9:11:00 AM
LMAO Do they not know they went into the mouth of a shark? LOL They must have been really intoxicated. I enjoyed this little story you wove here. :)
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Date: 8/5/2017 8:25:00 AM
Hi Julie. Yep, intoxication would be a likely contributing factor:-) Thanks for visiting! ~ j