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Sir Robert Perellopsimus Lobster

Robert P. Lobster had only one claw It caused him to swim with a very bad yaw An oyster twin Joined him in sin Together they yelled out, "YEEHAW! Round and round went Bob and the twin Ignoring the ominous fin On some big guy Swimming nearby Who had a huge mouth, but no chin Into said mouth went the entangled pair Unaware, as they were, of their error A major distraction And a fatal attraction Could one assume they just didn't care?

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Alexis Y.

Date: 9/6/2017 9:46:00 AM

Hi John, This is a fascinating tale you told in the limerick form. Didn't they know to beware of sharks? Well done:-) Alexis

Lim'Rik Flats
Date: 9/7/2017 8:27:00 AM

Some folks never learn;-)

Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 8/15/2017 6:06:00 PM

This limerick made me smile and hungry for lobster. i enjoyed this limerick.limrick Flats. have a nice evening my friend.

Lim'Rik Flats
Date: 8/23/2017 9:18:00 AM

Uh oh, look out Robert! Thanks for the visit ~ john

Patricia Cresswell

Date: 8/10/2017 7:34:00 AM

I am getting hungry too. I love sea food, perhaps I was the shark. A very good lesson; be careful who you dance with or try to eat. Something always bigger comes along.

Lim'Rik Flats
Date: 8/23/2017 9:17:00 AM

I'll probably be a pizza in my next life;-)