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Sir Robert Perellopsimus Lobster

Robert P. Lobster had only one claw
It caused him to swim with a very bad yaw
An oyster twin
Joined him in sin
Together they yelled out, "YEEHAW!

Round and round went Bob and the twin
Ignoring the ominous fin
On some big guy
Swimming nearby
Who had a huge mouth, but no chin

Into said mouth went the entangled pair
Unaware, as they were, of their error
A major distraction
And a fatal attraction
Could one assume they just didn't care?

Copyright © Lim'Rik Flats | Year Posted 2017

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Alexis Y. Date: 9/6/2017 9:46:00 AM Hi John, This is a fascinating tale you told in the limerick form. Didn't they know to beware of sharks? Well done:-) Alexis Login to Reply Lim'Rik Flats Date: 9/7/2017 8:27:00 AM Some folks never learn;-)

Darlene De Beaulieu Date: 8/15/2017 6:06:00 PM This limerick made me smile and hungry for lobster. i enjoyed this limerick.limrick Flats. have a nice evening my friend. Login to Reply Lim'Rik Flats Date: 8/23/2017 9:18:00 AM Uh oh, look out Robert! Thanks for the visit ~ john

Patricia Cresswell Date: 8/10/2017 7:34:00 AM I am getting hungry too. I love sea food, perhaps I was the shark. A very good lesson; be careful who you dance with or try to eat. Something always bigger comes along. Login to Reply Lim'Rik Flats Date: 8/23/2017 9:17:00 AM I'll probably be a pizza in my next life;-)

Jack Ellison Date: 8/9/2017 2:31:00 PM From one famous limerickest to another, this one deserves 7 stars out of 5!!! HAVE A BLAST ON YOUR MINI VACATION SIR JOHN JOHN!!! Login to Reply

Verlecia Fields Date: 8/6/2017 5:24:00 AM giggles, like a nursery riddle - did they care?! The woman would like to know Login to Reply Lim'Rik Flats Date: 8/6/2017 4:43:00 PM Oh...I'm sure woman knows! ;-)

Eve Roper Date: 8/5/2017 3:21:00 AM hahaha,, :) Login to Reply Lim'Rik Flats Date: 8/5/2017 8:50:00 AM When Eve giggles, I am pleased. Hugs 'n howdies! ~ j

Michael Tor Date: 8/5/2017 12:10:00 AM Love your imagination John. Login to Reply Lim'Rik Flats Date: 8/5/2017 8:41:00 AM Thanks MT!

Pat Adams Date: 8/4/2017 10:39:00 PM The very bad yaw and no chin were classic! Great read!! Login to Reply Lim'Rik Flats Date: 8/5/2017 8:41:00 AM I yam honored by your praise rPAT!

Ilene Bauer Date: 8/4/2017 2:58:00 PM very funny, john! i love the "huge mouth, but no chin" line the most... Login to Reply Lim'Rik Flats Date: 8/5/2017 8:33:00 AM Thanks IB!

Tim Smith Date: 8/4/2017 10:30:00 AM chuckles...gotd Login to Reply Lim'Rik Flats Date: 8/5/2017 8:32:00 AM Gotd will be proudly displayed in my atrophe case;-)

Kim Rodrigues Date: 8/4/2017 9:57:00 AM The clueless lobster twins thought they were spelunkers. Clever and fun limerick! Login to Reply Lim'Rik Flats Date: 8/5/2017 8:29:00 AM :-0. Caving is a hazardous sport! Thanks for seeing silly ~ j

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 8/4/2017 9:29:00 AM Hee haw! Giggles guffaw! x & o mo! Login to Reply Lim'Rik Flats Date: 8/5/2017 8:28:00 AM Mo go giggle-O. Makes my day! Eh ;-) ~ j

Russell Sivey Date: 8/4/2017 9:17:00 AM Hilarious bunch of limericks! I really enjoyed reading these illustrious poem here this morning! Such a grandiose piece, Great Work!! Login to Reply Lim'Rik Flats Date: 8/5/2017 8:26:00 AM Hi Russell. Thanks for stopping by the silly section! ~ john