Lim'Rik Flats Poet Limerick

Sir Robert Perellopsimus Lobster

Robert P. Lobster had only one claw
It caused him to swim with a very bad yaw
An oyster twin
Joined him in sin
Together they yelled out, "YEEHAW!

Round and round went Bob and the twin
Ignoring the ominous fin
On some big guy
Swimming nearby
Who had a huge mouth, but no chin

Into said mouth went the entangled pair
Unaware, as they were, of their error
A major distraction
And a fatal attraction
Could one assume they just didn't care?

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Alexis Y. September 6, 2017 at 9:46 AM Hi John, This is a fascinating tale you told in the limerick form. Didn't they know to beware of sharks? Well done:-) Alexis Lim'Rik Flats September 7, 2017 at 8:27 AM Some folks never learn;-)

Darlene De Beaulieu August 15, 2017 at 6:06 PM This limerick made me smile and hungry for lobster. i enjoyed this limerick.limrick Flats. have a nice evening my friend. Lim'Rik Flats August 23, 2017 at 9:18 AM Uh oh, look out Robert! Thanks for the visit ~ john

Patricia Cresswell August 10, 2017 at 7:34 AM I am getting hungry too. I love sea food, perhaps I was the shark. A very good lesson; be careful who you dance with or try to eat. Something always bigger comes along. Lim'Rik Flats August 23, 2017 at 9:17 AM I'll probably be a pizza in my next life;-)

Jack Ellison August 9, 2017 at 2:31 PM From one famous limerickest to another, this one deserves 7 stars out of 5!!! HAVE A BLAST ON YOUR MINI VACATION SIR JOHN JOHN!!!

Verlecia Fields August 6, 2017 at 5:24 AM giggles, like a nursery riddle - did they care?! The woman would like to know Lim'Rik Flats August 6, 2017 at 4:43 PM Oh...I'm sure woman knows! ;-)

Eve Roper August 5, 2017 at 3:21 AM hahaha,, :) Lim'Rik Flats August 5, 2017 at 8:50 AM When Eve giggles, I am pleased. Hugs 'n howdies! ~ j

Michael Tor August 5, 2017 at 12:10 AM Love your imagination John. Lim'Rik Flats August 5, 2017 at 8:41 AM Thanks MT!

Pat Adams August 4, 2017 at 10:39 PM The very bad yaw and no chin were classic! Great read!! Lim'Rik Flats August 5, 2017 at 8:41 AM I yam honored by your praise rPAT!

Ilene Bauer August 4, 2017 at 2:58 PM very funny, john! i love the "huge mouth, but no chin" line the most... Lim'Rik Flats August 5, 2017 at 8:33 AM Thanks IB!

Tim Smith August 4, 2017 at 10:30 AM chuckles...gotd Lim'Rik Flats August 5, 2017 at 8:32 AM Gotd will be proudly displayed in my atrophe case;-)

Kim Rodrigues August 4, 2017 at 9:57 AM The clueless lobster twins thought they were spelunkers. Clever and fun limerick! Lim'Rik Flats August 5, 2017 at 8:29 AM :-0. Caving is a hazardous sport! Thanks for seeing silly ~ j

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart August 4, 2017 at 9:29 AM Hee haw! Giggles guffaw! x & o mo! Lim'Rik Flats August 5, 2017 at 8:28 AM Mo go giggle-O. Makes my day! Eh ;-) ~ j

Russell Sivey August 4, 2017 at 9:17 AM Hilarious bunch of limericks! I really enjoyed reading these illustrious poem here this morning! Such a grandiose piece, Great Work!! Lim'Rik Flats August 5, 2017 at 8:26 AM Hi Russell. Thanks for stopping by the silly section! ~ john