Sir Robert Perellopsimus Lobster
Robert P. Lobster had only one claw
It caused him to swim with a very bad yaw
An oyster twin
Joined him in sin
Together they yelled out, "YEEHAW!
Round and round went Bob and the twin
Ignoring the ominous fin
On some big guy
Who had a huge mouth, but no chin
Into said mouth went the entangled pair
Unaware, as they were, of their error
A major distraction
And a fatal attraction
Could one assume they just didn't care?
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