Sir Archibald and the Black Knight - Part 2

“That girl’s going nowhere; she’s got socks to clean!” The Black Knight did answer, he really was mean. “If you’ve come here to get her I’ll give you a kick, And knock you over with my big pointy stick!” “So be it,” said Archie, “I’ll give you a chance, To beat me on horseback, with sword or with lance!” The Black Knight closed his visor and climbed on his horse, A steed known as Twilight (he was black too of course!). They rode at each other as fast as they could, Both aiming their lances as all good knights should, Sir Archibald’s lance hit the Black Knight square on, He fell off his horse and our hero had won. “Oh please do not hurt me!” the Black Knight did cry, “I’ve grazed both my knees and got mud in my eye. You can take the fair maiden. I’ll look after my health, By not picking fights and doing housework myself!” The girl was so happy her eyes filled with tears, She had been locked in that tower for years and years. She’d been there for so long her beautiful hair, Had grown longer and longer, it lay everywhere. The poor maiden cried, “I may have to stay, I cannot escape here. My hair’s in the way!” “Don’t worry my dear; I’ve got something for that!” And he scooped it all up in a big purple hat. And so ends our tale, just as it should be, With hero and maiden both safe and happy, And the evil Black Knight, whom we mustn’t forget, Is now whiter than white, and owns a laundrette.