Sippy Cops

Sippy Cops


If you’re driving  no hands locked in cruise
and you’re down to your last inch of booze
please pull to the side
we’ll give you a ride
to the judge with a case we can’t lose



10/14/2016


submitted to – WARNING – Poetry Contest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Krampe Avatar
November 7, 2016 at 6:35 AM
Thanks for the chuckle and congrats on your win, John.
Neumann Avatar
November 6, 2016 at 3:31 AM
Great. And he/she was probably using the phone as well...Well done and congratulation, Kai
Godwin Avatar
November 5, 2016 at 10:44 AM
Love it! Congratulations on an impressive win ... CayCay
Dietrich Avatar
November 5, 2016 at 9:22 AM
AWESOME, John. To the point and funny! BIG congrats.
Wigley Avatar
November 5, 2016 at 2:40 AM
I thought it was your style, John, and I was right- like a stick of Blackpool rock, it had 'Lawless' written all through it. Congrats on your third, and for entering my contest. Regards, Viv
Allison Avatar
October 28, 2016 at 12:27 PM
Ha ha ha... if you get caught you get court!:-) hugs Jan xx
Callus Avatar
October 19, 2016 at 3:46 PM
I'll drink to this witty Limerick, John:) This would have done well in Jan's contest, too. Regards // paul
Allison Avatar
October 28, 2016 at 12:28 PM
It would have got a first:-) hugs Jan xx
Dietrich Avatar
October 17, 2016 at 6:07 PM
hahaha. GREAT way to do the contest. Now I need to put my thinking cap on and try to do one this good!!
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