Singing From My Boots

SINGING FROM MY BOOTS

I cannot sing with perfect pitch, 
run up the scale, or down to switch. 
I cannot sing in chords of E,
or vocalize in any key.

To hit a Sharp, will B a Flat, 
I'm singing impaired, and That is That!
If there are four to harmonize,
then, tape my mouth for no surprise.

My throat can't copy what you sing,
my lips will tighten; my ears will ring.
The lyrics are known but, the tune is dead,
and the scales keep running in my head.

Yet when I go to hear a band,
I stand and sing; I think I'm grand.
The symphony will make me hum, 
all parts of Mozart's requiem.

And when the Opera is my treat,
I make vibrato trill and sweet.
I hear the soloist croon with flutes,
he's singing loud and from his roots.

All I can hope when I open my mouth, 
is north sounding notes, that never go south.
So if I stand with noteworthy troupes,
know that I'll sing from down in my boots.

-Edlynn Nau
August 18, 2015

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015



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Date: 11/7/2015 6:04:00 PM
I think this is quite well done Edlynn, and as well as being light hearted, has a touch of reality within it..'
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Edlynn Nau
Date: 11/7/2015 7:40:00 PM
The reality is b/c I have a very average voice! HA! Thank you for giving it a read. It was meant just for play. Not a serious "thang"!
Date: 9/8/2015 2:53:00 AM
Edlynn this is so funny. I was laughing at almost 4 in the morning, you made me laugh. Great work.
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Date: 9/8/2015 3:53:00 AM
Ha! Oh you know...serious & silly, two sides of the same coin! Are you back East? It's just 1:50 a.m. here! I'm a night owl. Hoot Hoot! Cheers, Edlynn
Date: 9/7/2015 7:59:00 PM
Edlynn: In your response to George Dee Vuy you spelled out the way to remember my name. Doe a deer, a female deer. I'm not female, I'm a Buck. Ray, a drop of golden sun. My first name is Ray and finally Me, a name I call my self. . . . Ray Buck. I wouldn't get too excited about getting some of us published. I've published 2 books of my stuff and it's pretty ruff. :o) oldbuck
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Edlynn Nau
Date: 9/7/2015 10:39:00 PM
I'm not at all worried! Don't know anyone to worry. Just trying to help. You know then how fierce Editors are! Did I call you a female? I hope not! Your pick doesn't suggest anything of the kind. I call people by how they are signed in. If they say call me something other than their nom de plume, then I do. So, how do you do Ray! Pleased to meet you. Do we look for your books under Ray Buck? I don't use a pen name. I can't apply a picture b/c while they had a User Friendly picture for Bio you can't attach one here w/I a computer. Mine went down in a flood. So I write from a 3" cell. I'm almost blind. Yikes. You can't attach pix from a pad & all images require a URL. Too bad!
Date: 8/21/2015 10:11:00 PM
You wrote a poem about me! In my son's baby book, under first sentence, I had to write, "Mama don't sing." The bible says, "make a joyous noise," but I was obviously born to be an appreciator. Only when I'm home alone do I put on Streisand and pretend I'm her! Very well written...CayCay
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Edlynn Nau
Date: 8/21/2015 11:01:00 PM
Some people sing the words and some people write the words that other's sing! -Edlynn
Date: 8/20/2015 3:50:00 PM
You are a wonder.It's so great to meet a new face here, someone who also appreciates meter and rhyme and GREAT lines the way i do! thanks what you said about my Quintain poem. where did you teach high school?
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Edlynn Nau
Date: 8/20/2015 4:36:00 PM
I taught High School in Southern California! Thank you for reading this warm-up poem. I will often write some silliness to get the quirks out before I settle down to more serious task. Thank you for working in a new person. That's a hard endeavor in such a big group. I see people are coming and going all the time. I thought I'd try a year!
Date: 8/19/2015 5:24:00 AM
I like it Edlynn, still chuckling. I went to a wedding and heard my voice reflected from the hymnbook, I closed the book and started to mime the words. My father looked at me and couldn't sing anymore as he was laughing. I even sneeze out of tune. Kind regards, Ian
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Edlynn Nau
Date: 8/19/2015 1:49:00 PM
Well...I exaggerated here a tad! I think I can sing, pretty well, about 7 notes from middle C. After that, I'm in falsetto. I just don't have the range but my 7 notes are fine. Still, I think there is something to being Singling Impaired. If I were God, then everyone would be able to sing b/c it's the universal language and we all connect in song. Thank you for giving me the catch phrase & supporting my silliness!
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