Rob Carter Poet Rhyme

Simon Cowell's Culinary Critique

Thanks for the average dinner last night
It wasn't exactly a culinary delight
It wasn't that nice but it wasn't that vile
That it made me so sick or bring up some bile
It just lacked flavour, finesse or shazam
The chops were bland, I think they were lamb
The mash was lumpy with minimal seasoning
Now please stop crying, with you there's no reasoning
I've told you before now I'll tell you again
I am the judge of all women and men

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Alex Frankel February 28, 2014 at 4:29 PM Enjoyed this! Sounds like the man himself talking ... hey, you're not using a pseudonym are you? :) best wishes, Alex Rob Carter February 28, 2014 at 4:53 PM Thanks Alex. I wonder if he critiques his own kid like that! Hope not but would be funny to think so.