Silly Lee

“I’m locked out of my sports car,” said Lee
to a cop while he stood helplessly.
“Man, your ragtop is DOWN,”
said the cop with a frown.
“Just reach in there and pull out your key!”

July 2, 2019 for
Tania Kitchin's  Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest
Syllables per line: 9/9/6/6/9
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Horne Avatar
July 9, 2019 at 1:10 PM
LOL, had a good chuckle at this
De Beaulieu Avatar
July 7, 2019 at 2:48 PM
Hello Andrea, I had a good chuckle reading this poem. have a nice dy my friend.
Mcferran Avatar
July 7, 2019 at 12:10 AM
We all have our moments... 'though some more than others! hahaha Love this!! ;D
Callus Avatar
July 6, 2019 at 6:58 AM
...and I wonder why people make such a fuss about blondes, when there are hopeless cases such as Lee around, lol! Thank you for the laugh:) Regards // paul
Krutsinger Avatar
July 4, 2019 at 11:07 AM
A lady on the phone from Triple A said this to me, after I had explained that I had accidentally locked my key in the trunk of my convertible.
Proxenos Avatar
July 3, 2019 at 2:31 PM
Clever and funny Andrea- good luck my friend. Hugs, Jennifer.
May Avatar
July 3, 2019 at 8:52 AM
Nicely done Andrea :-)
Michael Avatar
July 3, 2019 at 8:36 AM
Zip it up...Well done...Lots of fun
Messina Avatar
July 3, 2019 at 5:29 AM
This is hilarious Andrea. Deserving of a win. Best wishes and thank you for your recent visits...Charlie :)
Canerdy Avatar
July 2, 2019 at 9:26 PM
So cute, Andrea! Janice
Gauthier Avatar
July 2, 2019 at 9:03 PM
Well penned, Andrea. Love it.
Laurie Avatar
July 2, 2019 at 8:21 PM
Hello Andrea … had me giggling Andrea and brought back an old memory of a bloke who thought his key was locked in. With advisers around him, one noticed the back seat wound down - thanks Andrea - Lindsay
Bauer Avatar
July 2, 2019 at 6:25 PM
ha! very cute, andrea! best of luck in the contest...
Allison Avatar
July 2, 2019 at 6:15 PM
lol what a silly billy he is:-) hugs Jan xx
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