Sick Old Bird: Collaboration

There once was a cranky old parrot who had all the charms of a ferret. She went to great ends to get rid of friends and now lives in a draft-y garret. The draft made her sicker and sicker which caused her to bicker and bicker. She tried writing verse which made matters worse so that she would bicker much quicker! She couldn't stop coughing and wheezing. Her vanity there was no pleasing. The truth of her curse was no gift for verse which she blamed on all of the breezing. This made her get tougher and tougher. Her verses got rougher and rougher. She wouldn't stop writing, but kept on delighting in making the whole country suffer. BY DALE GREGORY COZART The parrot soon dropped off her high perch From the top of an old silver birch Now she’s no longer squawking And her husband is walking To see the old bird buried in church! BY JAN ALLISON
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Daniel Avatar
August 7, 2017 at 9:20 AM
Ha ha, nice one, Dale and Jan:)
Cozart Avatar
August 7, 2017 at 9:45 AM
Thanks, Jo!
Rodrigues Avatar
August 3, 2017 at 9:57 AM
Enjoyed the collaboration!
Cozart Avatar
August 7, 2017 at 9:46 AM
Thanks, Kim.
Krampe Avatar
August 2, 2017 at 4:12 PM
Fun limericks, thanks for the chuckle.
Cozart Avatar
August 2, 2017 at 4:22 PM
Thanks, Agnes!
Pigeon Tart Avatar
August 2, 2017 at 2:56 PM
Back to compliment the addition!
Cozart Avatar
August 2, 2017 at 4:24 PM
Glad to have you back!
Allison Avatar
August 2, 2017 at 2:26 PM
The parrot soon dropped off her high perch/ From the top of an old silver birch/ Now she’s no longer squawking/ And her husband is walking/ To see the old bird buried in church! I couldn't resist a limerick reply-) hugs jan xx
Cozart Avatar
August 2, 2017 at 2:46 PM
You're in!
Allison Avatar
August 2, 2017 at 2:22 PM
ha ha ha Dale I think i need to go into limerick mode! Thanks for the biggest laugh of the day i sure needed it:-) Into my faves:-) hugs Jan xx
Cozart Avatar
August 2, 2017 at 2:46 PM
You're welcome, Jan!
Pigeon Tart Avatar
August 2, 2017 at 2:21 PM
Awesome :)
Cozart Avatar
August 2, 2017 at 2:43 PM
Thanks, Maureen.
Sands Avatar
August 2, 2017 at 2:19 PM
Great humorous one Dale :)
Cozart Avatar
August 2, 2017 at 2:43 PM
Thanks, Heidi.
Vaso Avatar
August 2, 2017 at 2:10 PM
This is so so funny, loved it.
Cozart Avatar
August 2, 2017 at 2:41 PM
Thanks, Arthur.
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