Shredded Fingers

I shoved my fingers into a paper shredder to trim my nails. But it shredded my fingers and it hurt like hell. People stare because I have stumps instead of fingers. I had to give up my career of being a country singer. Listen to my advice so that my predicament isn't some thing you'll have to endure. Don't be an idiotic moron like me, if you need your nails trimmed, get a manicure.