Jack Ellison Poet Quatrain

Shorts In a Knot

Naughty, naughty, really naughty
Oh how I love being naughty
Gets everybody's shorts in a knot
When I write humour that's potty

Relax my friends, they're only words
Let's not get all high and mighty
We all partake in potty humour
With some of us it happens nightly

Helps the love play along quite nicely
Besides the searching and hunting
My palms are getting all sweaty now
Feel like bumping and thumping

This is becoming really quite naughty
The censors are gonna have a fit
They'll surely get a big kick out of it first
Then they'll ban it from the mix

But if perchance I get past the censors
Got a lot more to send your way
If the “word police” knock on my door
I'll say, “Engleez I no parlay”

© Jack Ellison 2013

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Laura Breidenthal April 19, 2015 at 2:06 AM "With some of us it happens nightly", It's apparent, Jack! I love this one....got a big kick out of that last stanza there. Always, Laura Jack Ellison April 19, 2015 at 7:27 AM What can I say... you are so so sweet, dearest Laura! Love and... ummm... that's a big smacker! Huggsies, Jack xxx

Cecilia Macfarlane October 21, 2013 at 5:47 PM Ha,ha.ha you are priceless naughty Jack.......never change, I love your wit and humour. Hugs Jack Ellison October 21, 2013 at 6:32 PM No worry... no intention of changing! LOL Your naughty fellow Canadian! Hugs and happy thoughts xoxox

Donna Jones October 20, 2013 at 12:58 PM He he he.....got thru.....:-) Jack Ellison October 20, 2013 at 1:04 PM Phew! Never know eh! LOL Did you giggle??? Hope so... xoxox

Carol Eastman October 20, 2013 at 10:10 AM Dragon knows all about naughty and potty humor. So do my roses! Thank goodness they're are starting to hybernate for the winter... We clean them till they shine each day... But the flowers suffer... I made dragon clean it up once and he flamed them... But I stopped it before he got to the plants underneath. It seems he doesn't like his potty place cause a mouse fussed at him one day... Poor Dragon... Poor roses! I'm going to evict that mouse! Going to build him a condo among my roses...LOL Jack Ellison October 20, 2013 at 12:52 PM Been pretty naughty lately eh!!! LOL Big huggeroonies xoxoxoxox

Gwen Benita Mason Gibbs October 20, 2013 at 8:37 AM You are a naughty boy Jack, but it's all in fun and good taste. love it Jack Ellison October 20, 2013 at 8:39 AM Yes I is and damn proud of it!!! LOL Thanks again Miss Gwen xox

Russell Sivey October 20, 2013 at 6:47 AM Are you really naughty Jack? I never noticed that you are! Ha ha, it is fun sometimes to be a little naughty my friend! I really enjoyed reading this delightful poem this morning! You have amazed me by the splendor of this incredible piece! What a harmoniously naughty poem, Great Work!! Jack Ellison October 20, 2013 at 6:54 AM Every now and then... I forget, where I am, who I am, what I am! LOL Age I guess... have a great day!