Shopping Mania

parody of  "To the Virgins to Make Much of Time" ("Gather ye rosebuds while you may") by 17th-century poet Robert Herrick



    Gather ye bargains while ye may.
    The big-sale days are flying.
    If we don't dash to town today,
    tomorrow we'll be crying.

    Before the rising of the sun,
    the battle will be raging.
    Come on! Let's break into a run,
    our own war to be waging.

    The time is now. When that first door
    flies open, we'll be leading.
    We'll wildly race from store to store,
    withstanding all stampeding.

    Let's grab our credit cards and cash
    and let them work their magic. 
    Such chances vanish in a flash.
    Now wouldn't that be tragic?

October 20, 2017, entered in Lewis Raynes's Mania Contest
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Barden Avatar
November 11, 2017 at 10:53 PM
Congratulations on your win in Lewis' contest, Janice - well-done, my friend! :-)
Canerdy Avatar
November 12, 2017 at 12:31 AM
Thank you, Greg. You are very supportive! Janice
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November 9, 2017 at 1:28 AM
Enjoyable read, this, Jane. Congrats on your win!:-)
Canerdy Avatar
November 9, 2017 at 7:40 AM
Thank you so much, Ram R.V.! Janice
Smith Avatar
November 8, 2017 at 6:34 AM
Great fun poem Janice, congrats :)
Canerdy Avatar
November 8, 2017 at 8:02 AM
Thanks so much, Gary! Janice
Wood Avatar
July 27, 2017 at 10:59 AM
Reminds me of Black Friday sales the day after Thanksgiving. I prefer to stay home. A fun poem Janice. Congratulations on placement in this contest. - Dean
Canerdy Avatar
July 27, 2017 at 1:15 PM
Thanks so much, Dean! Somebody MIGHT get me to town on Black Friday with a buy-one-get-five-free offer--of my favorite items! Janice
One Avatar
July 27, 2017 at 6:15 AM
So many seem to have this obsession! I like the inspiration behind it, and the language used.. Congratulations on your placement in he contest..
Canerdy Avatar
July 27, 2017 at 7:44 AM
Silent One, thank you so much for sponsoring the contest, for this encouraging comment, and for placing my poem! Janice
Turner Avatar
September 12, 2016 at 10:23 PM
Janice, I am back to say congratulations on your placement in the contest for this fun read. I am so happy you won.
Canerdy Avatar
September 12, 2016 at 11:21 PM
Thank you, Daniel. You are very supportive. Janice
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September 12, 2016 at 3:01 PM
I thought the Christmas rush was here when I read this...So fun Kathy
Canerdy Avatar
September 12, 2016 at 4:00 PM
Thanks so much, Kathy! Janice
Scars Avatar
September 12, 2016 at 10:16 AM
Janice, loved your take on this theme! very well written dear lady :) congratulations on your placement :)-luloo
Canerdy Avatar
September 12, 2016 at 1:07 PM
Thanks so much, Luloo! Janice
Lawless Avatar
September 12, 2016 at 9:33 AM
To paraphrase a now classic movie line "HAVE FUN STORMING THE COUNTERS". All I could think about was my wife, daughter, and granddaughter suiting up to go into battle on "Black Friday". thanks for the humor and for entering the contest.
Canerdy Avatar
September 12, 2016 at 1:08 PM
Thank YOU, John, for sponsoring the contest and for placing my poem! Janice
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September 6, 2016 at 2:22 PM
Adorable, Janice - your muse was in a most playful mood and her rhyme was wide awake ... CayCay
Canerdy Avatar
September 6, 2016 at 8:28 PM
Thanks so much, CayCay. Janice
Turner Avatar
September 5, 2016 at 12:02 PM
Really funny, Janice. looks like you cornered your muse. Lol
Canerdy Avatar
September 5, 2016 at 12:24 PM
Thanks so much, Daniel! Janice
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