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Shlurp - Nursery Rhyme - Kids Story

[In UK English, Bath sounds like Barf not Baff, Laugh is Larf, not Laff etc. Apologies if the rhyme fails in other locales] Don’t pull the plug out when you’re sitting in the bath If you do the devil’s imps are gonna have a laugh You'll be sucked down the plughole and you’ll squeeze around the bend And you’ll be in the hot place when you get to journey’s end Don’t pull the plug out when you’re sitting in the bath Whether you’re a school kid or the navy’s chief of staff Beneath the soapy water with that plughole looking wider You see a leg, then three, then six, a massive hairy spider So when you're sitting in the bath, please do not pull the plug That tiny little whirlpool’s gonna make you go glue glug If it grabs your biggest toe and yet you pull it free That big rat on the end of it is having tootsie tea So if you’ve pulled the plug out and got sucked out of the bath You’ll need to grab some flotsam to construct yourself a raft They empty all the sewers out into the seven seas The message in that bottle reads ‘did you wash your knees?’ And then it says, I see you pulled the plug out when you shouldn’t I tried to pop it back in but the danger meant I couldn’t You might think going down the plug hole would be quite a lark But in the bath (and please don’t laugh) we’ve got a great white shark. 14 April 2021 Contest: Nursery Rhyme (or kids story) 4 Sponsor: Eve Roper

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Date: 4/17/2021 12:45:00 PM
As I read your entertaining poem, I was reminded of when one of my sons was a toddler and he didn't like us to drain the tub because he thought "the tornado" would drag him down the drain. Congrats on your first place win in Eve's contest! Blessings, Kim M
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Terry Flood
Date: 4/17/2021 3:08:00 PM
Thank you Kim. I was so close to passing on this contest because the only thing I’d come up with ‘Lucifers Lullaby’ really wasn’t in the spirit of things. I have no idea where the ‘plot’ for this came from but as soon as I had the first line, I was up and away. Glad you enjoyed, Terry
Date: 4/16/2021 10:50:00 PM
Ha...Ha...awesome write...Congrats on your win.. Take care Terry :)
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Terry Flood
Date: 4/17/2021 3:02:00 PM
So glad you liked it, Carol. Thanks. Terry
Date: 4/16/2021 12:11:00 PM
Congratulations on your win, Terry! Singing nursery rhymes and songs to children as young as babies can help develop their language and communication skills from an early age. Come visit me in my blog Nursery Rhyme 4 - Eve Roper's Blog (poetrysoup.com) Hugs Eve
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Terry Flood
Date: 4/17/2021 3:01:00 PM
Thanks Eve. Thinking young doesn’t come natural to me but your nursery rhyme contests seem to be remodelling my brain cells. Thanks for my high placement. Terry
Date: 4/16/2021 1:59:00 AM
What a delightful story Terry, kiddies will love it. Congratulations on your well deserved win... Belle
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Terry Flood
Date: 4/16/2021 9:05:00 AM
Thank you Belle. Glad you enjoyed. Terry
Date: 4/16/2021 1:57:00 AM
- Congratulations on your win ... well done and entertaining, Terry :) - // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 4/16/2021 9:06:00 AM
Thanks Anne-Lise. Glad you liked. Terry
Date: 4/14/2021 2:24:00 AM
The creepy critters made my skin crawl a little bit but I sure enjoyed this cute entertaining story Terry. Best of luck in the contest. Blessings
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Date: 4/14/2021 2:34:00 AM
Thanks Connie. Had a bit of brain freeze lately. So its nice to come up with something that half-way works. Terry

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