Shirleys Taste Tester Blast

Shirley hired a taste tester at long last. The rest of us thought it odd that his name is Blast. We went to meet him; startled now, for he is a mouse. Why would you want one living inside your house? He is the best taste tester I have ever had. I was frankly thrilled to see him, totally glad. He likes the taste of everything, even pipes, you see. Complimenting my cooking, much more than Lee. We asked Lee her husband what he thought of this. His answer was a weird kind of shut-up hiss. Parked in front of the TV in his usual spot. Where I suppose this old guy will eventually rot.