Sheet-Faced

His fits, in a fitted, offend With a top sheet, he made his amend So he opened a store And he drank a bit more And now he’s three sheets to the wind
H/T, 2nd verse for Daisy Ward's The Mind
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Dietrich Avatar
September 23, 2022 at 4:15 PM
funny one!
Wolf Avatar
September 22, 2022 at 7:40 PM
Sheet, man! lol. Clever as ever. ~ 5th Sheet
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