Sheba With the Scary Laugh

Sheba was a woman whose laugh scared alley people.
It preceded her from every corner of a fish market.
She loved being loud and boisterous, loved attention.
We always had followers when she was about.

That she had long skinny legs and a heart face helped.
Her eyes were cat’s eye green, and she had blonde hair.
“Men date blondes, but they don’t marry them,” Mother said.
Sheba did not know this. By twenty-six she had been married thrice.

She did not have to keep a job long, or at all.
The men she went after wore suits and drove expensive cars.
She demanded they produce their bank statements on the second date.
If they declined, there was not a third date. She was decisive.

She was not great at computers, but she could make a date on one.
She did and often; I imagine she had six or eight dates a week.
It's how she paid her rent, and bought groceries; she liked these things.
She may have made the wrong date.
She disappeared eight months ago.

Or maybe she asked the wrong guy for his bank statement.
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Date: 2/2/2021 1:33:00 PM
Whew, Sheba sure bit off more than she could could chew! lol I loved this dark humor piece of yours, Caren:-) Blessings, xoxo
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 2/2/2021 2:13:00 PM
Thank you Edward. I knew it was awful.
Date: 2/2/2021 11:35:00 AM
Really good advice in this one Caren. Number one: Don't make computer dates. Number two: Don't let a guy know you are only dating him for his money. They don't like people that use them. Well done. God Bless, JB
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 2/2/2021 2:13:00 PM
It is crazy how many people do diabolical things because of money *drums*
Date: 2/2/2021 9:20:00 AM
Wow nice narrative poem. ~~~Taimee
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 2/2/2021 2:13:00 PM
Thank you Taimee
Date: 2/2/2021 8:29:00 AM
Lol! What a woman! I hope she reappears, and tell us where she been. Just hope she’s not in some crazy dude’s dungeon... Awesome poem, Caren :)
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 2/2/2021 2:14:00 PM
She probably is.
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