She Won'T Let Me Go

She Won't Let Me Go She won't let me go to church choir practice; Sound like that I'm sitting on a thorny cactus, And every time when I will moan and groan She wants to leave me at home all alone. She sings great paired up with Bob the tenor Who is thinner and never has been a sinner; God, mellow both of their voices did make, Mine, windows and whole world would shake. For crying out loud my voice became so bad While singing had started a brand new fad; If you could buy me one more case of beer My deadly voice into space does disappear. So you know what my new motto now may be; When you buy beer and give it out for free For me will be beginning of a new career; Have no fear Horn is here with more beer. James Thesarious Hilarious Horn www.poetrysoup.com PS. And now this final situation I have to face; Intended on sending another in the first place, And category of sick according to latest skinny Is what to people this probably may be to many. PSS. I will be reading this poem at next Poetry Revisited Poetry Recital on 2d week of the month at Arbor Landing in Shallotte, NC. When I do, I am going to have everyone stand up and hold their hands on their sides to support all of the laughing they are gonna be doing. Jim Horn