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SHE TOOK SANTA FOR A RIDE

She took Santa for a ride in her red Ferrari. He had told her he needed a pick-me-up. She drove like the devil, was short like an elf. He was fattened by cookies, not at all himself. Why were reindeer just lazing about? Rubs his eyes. Where is that red-nosed disguise? That she-devil clattered all over the road. Santa was used to flying high with his workload. She talked, talked, talked, as her lips toked. She croaked like a frog, conversation was abhorrent. He was certain she ran over wildlife on purpose. Bump, bump, bumping down the road made him nervous. What would Mrs. Santa say, when he tried to explain? How did he get into this Christmas dilemma? The milk was sort of whiskey sour and he drained the cup. Now he’s down on the earth instead of up, up, up. Something overhead catches his attention. A sled! Who holds the reins, but his wife; and she looks mad. She’s ready to kick some red-headed Ferrari butt. If she wasn’t North Pole nice would’ve called her more than a nut.

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Date: 12/25/2023 11:36:00 PM
Ha ha ha. I immensely enjoyed this brilliant and delightful Santa's story. Thank you so much for sharing my dear poet friend Kim! Belated Congratulations on your win! Blessings to you always and your writings. Hugs
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/26/2023 6:49:00 AM
Thank you, Len! I appreciate you!
Date: 12/20/2023 3:20:00 PM
I enjoyed reading this one! Very cleverly written and so original!! Thanks for sharing this.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/20/2023 4:03:00 PM
Thank you, Matthew! :)
Date: 12/16/2023 1:13:00 PM
LOL! So cute and clever!
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/17/2023 6:42:00 PM
Thank you as always xx
Date: 12/14/2023 1:11:00 PM
this is so original, Kim. Congrats on a number one win.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/14/2023 2:08:00 PM
Thank you, Andrea!
Date: 12/14/2023 3:13:00 AM
Lol, Mrs Claus comes ready for fight, Very nicely penned Kim, Congrats on your win
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/14/2023 5:44:00 AM
Thank you, Joe! I had fun writing for your contest.
Date: 12/13/2023 6:25:00 PM
The stories of Santa in hot water are all too funny. I have to say I love reading these. Wonder how this one came about. A lot of food for thought here!
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/13/2023 7:36:00 PM
Thanks, Duke!
Date: 12/13/2023 3:23:00 PM
Congrats on your win, Kim. Enjoyed.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/13/2023 7:37:00 PM
Thanks, Terry!
Date: 12/13/2023 12:02:00 PM
Congratulations on your win. This is way toooo cute. Really Enjoyed It... Have a fun day............
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/13/2023 12:18:00 PM
Thank you, Paula! :)
Date: 12/12/2023 6:34:00 PM
Moral of the story, avoid suspicious women driving red Ferraris lol. Tom
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/12/2023 7:41:00 PM
LOL!
Date: 12/12/2023 4:42:00 PM
Quite humorous, Kim. Wait! The field goal was no good- Santa slipped on a cookie and the football hit the upright on the east-pole. (lol). ~Charlie
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/12/2023 7:42:00 PM
LOL! You and Gershon keep me laughing! :)
Date: 12/12/2023 2:38:00 PM
She approaches Santa, she kicks him, he's flying high, YES --- 3 points, for the Red-Ferrari-butt-kicker! A 65-yard field goal, right between the North and South Poles. lol. Good one, Kim. ~ Gershon
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/12/2023 3:21:00 PM
LOL…you really have me laughing!
Date: 12/12/2023 1:06:00 PM
Made me laughed. It is a hoot.... nicely done.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/12/2023 1:17:00 PM
Thank you Marilene!

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