She Smokes a Corn Cob Pipe

Everybody laughs at my wife because she smokes a corn cob pipe. She doesn't like it when I complain, she doesn't want me to gripe. She smokes it everywhere she goes and it makes her look like a hillbilly. She lost a beauty contest because that damn pipe made her look so silly. She even smoked it when we went to Great Britain to meet the Queen. Her majesty had us locked in a dungeon because that pipe is obscene. I try to tell her that her pipe makes her look ridiculous. I told her to get rid of it or it would be the end for us. Smoking that pipe makes her stink, she is pretty ripe. My life has been ruined because of that corn cob pipe.