Shamrocks Blanket Green Acres

All across the webbed wide esse Scott's wold emerald green Trifolium carpets harbor untold burrows of tiny Leprechauns clover (leaf) ways grant trifold wishes if captured might divulge pot of gold at rainbow's end, and e'en mend yar shoes, whence re: souled, thence tread softly beneath subthreshold of audibility, cuz unseen universe hapts tubby microscopically rolled with subterranean inhabited by Lilliputian mischievous beings (about bajillion holed up could fill the Taj Mahal) even donned with heavy coat protecting them (usually men) against cold yet frolic with reel delight jiggling with inborn instinct exhibit twofold talent to dance with modesty downplaying (while fiddling) averse tubby extolled, nonetheless, their popular doth soar, and grievously scold persistent myth anchored with toehold, and thus do not indulge pruriently with pixies considerably dulled, since libido practically nonexistent told me (under oath of confidentiality), one Grunwald trusted yours truly, the secrete will not leak out, nor spread like slime mold, this descendant of Lemuel Gulliver (ironically my height only about threefold larger than full grown imp possible to see non elfish (pressed) lee ping auld timers cavorting with itty bitty whippersnappers, averse to any outliers, whether hirsute or bald an honest to goodness painstaking effort initially stymied friendship proffered, a cold reception eventually (while sharing diet of worms) deep under verdantly festooned knolls of Eire land.