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Shafted

I was hoping for a little bit of tit She was hoping for a little bit of tat But when she turned 'round My balls hit the ground Because she was a he...with a bat

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Sara Kendrick

Date: 12/17/2024 7:37:00 AM

Whoa!! What a shock. Thanks for sharing this one with us. Sara K

Joseph May

Date: 12/17/2024 7:00:00 AM

Haha, Nice one Charlie

Panagiota Romios

Date: 12/15/2024 1:40:00 PM

Very Original, Charles with zest and lots of adult spice. Congratulations on growing into adlult humor and thank heavens , spare us sixth grade humor on “ passing gas”jokes. Totally boring….. Those were appropriate in grade school. But there is an obsession , nearing an extravaganza with gas here. One day, the site might explode from gaseous poetry here ROFLMAO. Pangie X

Charles Messina
Date: 12/15/2024 3:15:00 PM

LMAO! You are certainly right about the gaseous poetry here. Too much of anything gets boring after awhile... Kaboom! Hugs x

Gershon Wolf

Date: 12/14/2024 7:00:00 PM

O, Charlie! Now I know how the Wu-Han flu, aka 'Covid,' got started! ~ Batter up!

Tom Cunningham

Date: 12/14/2024 1:39:00 PM

You're not in Thailand by any chance lol Tom

Charles Messina
Date: 12/14/2024 3:02:00 PM

LOL- Have a nice weekend, Tom. Charlie