Shafted

I was hoping for a little bit of tit 
She was hoping for a little bit of tat 
But when she turned 'round 
My balls hit the ground 
Because she was a he...with a bat
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Kendrick Avatar
December 17, 2024 at 7:37 AM
Whoa!! What a shock. Thanks for sharing this one with us. Sara K
May Avatar
December 17, 2024 at 7:00 AM
Haha, Nice one Charlie
Romios Avatar
December 15, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Very Original, Charles with zest and lots of adult spice. Congratulations on growing into adlult humor and thank heavens , spare us sixth grade humor on “ passing gas”jokes. Totally boring….. Those were appropriate in grade school. But there is an obsession , nearing an extravaganza with gas here. One day, the site might explode from gaseous poetry here ROFLMAO. Pangie X
Messina Avatar
December 15, 2024 at 3:15 PM
LMAO! You are certainly right about the gaseous poetry here. Too much of anything gets boring after awhile... Kaboom! Hugs x
Wolf Avatar
December 14, 2024 at 7:00 PM
O, Charlie! Now I know how the Wu-Han flu, aka 'Covid,' got started! ~ Batter up!
Cunningham Avatar
December 14, 2024 at 1:39 PM
You're not in Thailand by any chance lol Tom
Messina Avatar
December 14, 2024 at 3:02 PM
LOL- Have a nice weekend, Tom. Charlie
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