Sexy
My neighbour her name is Matilda
She used to step out with a builder
She loved the exotic, but became quite neurotic
When his lovemaking no longer thrilled her
Her plumbing was starting to go on the blink
And her toilet was leaking and so was her sink
She needed a man and she needed him quick
But her builder had fallen and cracked his joystick
Her cistern now broken, she needed the loo
So called out a plumber called Malcolm, she knew
He arrived with his tools and his six pack too
Her fantasy answered her dreams had come true
She succumbed to his charms and fell into his arms
Tattooed and muscular he was all she could wish for
But whilst they were frolicking her builder returned
As he gave her a rollicking, showing Malcolm the door
But Matilda and Malcolm were besotted
Malcolm’s spanner in hand, her builder she swatted
Now her love life’s exotic she’s no longer neurotic
Malcolm’s full of surprises in all shapes and sizes
Surprising Matilda each time his spanner rises
19th November 2018
Competition: Make me actually LOL
Sponsor: Nina Parmenter
Contest Strand Choice N
Sponsor Brian Strand
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