Sexy

My neighbour her name is Matilda She used to step out with a builder She loved the exotic, but became quite neurotic When his lovemaking no longer thrilled her Her plumbing was starting to go on the blink And her toilet was leaking and so was her sink She needed a man and she needed him quick But her builder had fallen and cracked his joystick Her cistern now broken, she needed the loo So called out a plumber called Malcolm, she knew He arrived with his tools and his six pack too Her fantasy answered her dreams had come true She succumbed to his charms and fell into his arms Tattooed and muscular he was all she could wish for But whilst they were frolicking her builder returned As he gave her a rollicking, showing Malcolm the door But Matilda and Malcolm were besotted Malcolm’s spanner in hand, her builder she swatted Now her love life’s exotic she’s no longer neurotic Malcolm’s full of surprises in all shapes and sizes Surprising Matilda each time his spanner rises 19th November 2018 Competition: Make me actually LOL Sponsor: Nina Parmenter Contest Strand Choice N Sponsor Brian Strand