Serenading Tonic

Pitter patter of voyeuristic neighbors on retreat An obsurd rapper missing a beat A noisy fan having his posterior put on his seat The last gasp of a coffee pot removed from the heat A pesky pan handler groaning when being taken off the street Interrupting rain in a boring soccer match turning into sleet Whizzing mosquitos fizzing when sprayed with deet Choppy waters cutting down showman, water skier's feet Raspy moans of greedy kids when no candy results from trick or treat Purring of a well-behaved baby that does not often bleat