Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Self-Driving Cars

Self-driving cars scare the hell out of me
What if they're female, I'd soil myself down past my knees
Now don't write me letters
Choosers can't be beggars
Love the chickies but these would make even my anti freeze

♡Like0

Share Poem

---

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

FJ Thomas May 8, 2018 at 5:20 PM Then if the men over there drive so great Jack Ellison you guys need to host International lessons cuz from where I'm sitting most of you shouldn't have licenses! -.- ...of course you should have seen that coming. ;p Jack Ellison May 8, 2018 at 6:29 PM LOL FJ Thomas May 8, 2018 at 6:24 PM Lol weeelll I guess you are ;^* Jack Ellison May 8, 2018 at 5:27 PM LOL, I'm a-grinnin' from my ears to me bum!!! But I'm exempt from that last un-nice statement eh!!! I'm your sweetie pie and can get away with stuff... right! I'll love you forever Miss Flo!!! XOXOX

Tom Cunningham May 8, 2018 at 6:53 AM oooooh you could be on dodgy ground here Jack, the ladies on here might have something to add lol Tom Cunningham May 8, 2018 at 8:26 AM Haha of course my silence comes at a price. Jack Ellison May 8, 2018 at 6:59 AM I'm going into hiding with the Eskimos for a while! Please don't reveal my whereabouts, please!!!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart May 8, 2018 at 6:51 AM Heh, takes all kinds. Good morning dear Jack! Sunny kisses from the east! xomo Jack Ellison May 8, 2018 at 6:54 AM They were yummy... a bit mushy BUT the mushier the better!!! YEE HAW!!! Love from the west, Happy Jack XOXOX