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Self Talk

A man of wry wit
Wrote his own obit
He said,
I'm dead,
That's the end of it

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017




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Date: 10/29/2017 7:59:00 PM
Lim'nk Flats... Very clever.Have a nice day my friend.
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Date: 10/31/2017 9:11:00 AM
Thanks for visiting DdB!
Date: 10/16/2017 12:27:00 PM
hehe Very good! I enjoyed this!
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Date: 10/17/2017 8:05:00 AM
Thanks for spinning by Dean! Glad you got a grin. ~ john
Date: 9/27/2017 5:59:00 PM
Hey, limrik poet / You again did it / Brief wit / Scores hits / Keep on sharing it
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Date: 10/10/2017 2:07:00 PM
Well I'll be dingled. This made it onto some list?!? Thanks for the visit and headsup, HB.
Date: 9/27/2017 1:10:00 PM
Once I was so sick, I penciled a short obit I said: Now if I die Make a peach pie To share with my friends A pie often lends Being cut in 6 parts Twill make a small start Or may be way too many. But then I got well Didn’t shove off to hell Family not forced to lie Nor made to bake a pie I then leapt from my bed The blood raced from my head The room started to spin Now a body cast I’m in. Not that I’m proud of it. Sorry. . . . . oldbuck
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Date: 9/27/2017 9:09:00 PM
No 'pologies needed — Njoyed it! Thanks for visiting silly town ~ j ps. peach pie's my fave
Date: 9/26/2017 4:51:00 PM
Oh you are too precious/ This write it is delicious/so take a bow/ oh and mind the cow/ your friends may be suspicious/ couldn't pass it up lol.
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Date: 9/27/2017 9:07:00 PM
Oh you are so silly, the cow she is a dilly, so I put a bow, on her big toe, now she's pretty darn frilly. ;-)
Date: 9/26/2017 11:06:00 AM
Your admirers are many including this old geezer!!! PLUG ON, MY WITTY FRIEND!!!
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Date: 9/27/2017 9:04:00 PM
I be plugg'n! Thanks for stopping by Jackson. ~ jj
Date: 9/25/2017 10:55:00 PM
Very short and yet very in depth. Money! Ka....ching!! .........80)
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Date: 9/27/2017 9:03:00 PM
bout six feet in depth;-)
Date: 9/25/2017 8:25:00 PM
ha ha ha love it:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 9/27/2017 9:03:00 PM
;-) hugsback!
Date: 9/25/2017 2:08:00 PM
A self fulfilling prophecy
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Date: 9/27/2017 8:59:00 PM
Not for a while I hope!
Date: 9/25/2017 8:50:00 AM
Oh L O L we have a winner! Love it :D
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