Self Assembly

Well the left bit’s connected to the back bit And the back bit’s connected to the right bit And it all fits together on the base bit Then you turn the whole thing over for the top bit The bit that goes inside looks like it might fit So stick it in and hope that it’s a tight fit Then these four little round bits, each a floor bit Must be said at best they are a poor fit This bit must go somewhere but it won’t fit And this bit is apparently the door bit There’s a bag of little bits they call a screw kit The leaflet says there’s sixteen screws that you fit No wonder nothing seemed to be a good fit Now I’m feeling stupid and a right nit So I took it all apart and grabbed a screw bit Screwing screw bits where I need a screw fit Oops, I see the top bit isn’t well fit I think I’ve used the top bit as the shelf bit Now I think I’ve gone and lost a floor bit And the hinge bits will not fit into the door bit Now I’ve got to fit the little latch bit But it seems it hasn’t got the catch bit I’m at the point at which I wanna burn it So I’ll take it all apart… and then return it