Selective Hearing Loss

Selective hearing loss going on,
His wife said, "That's a pretty lady"
He said, "She sure is...I mean HUH?"
She squinted and thought, "That's shady"

It went to the back of her mind
She let it slide just like before
Such a close one, but he got by
So glad he wasn't shown the door

I know you think that guy was me
That's the way it usually goes
But I'll tell you what, that's not true
(As far as anybody knows!)
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Hoffman Avatar
June 6, 2018 at 7:47 PM
Selective hearing loss; that is a good one Pat lol!~Che :)
Adams Avatar
June 7, 2018 at 5:01 PM
What? Oh, sorry, wrong time. I'm so confused!!.......80)
Allison Avatar
June 6, 2018 at 4:09 PM
great humour Pat I think we all have selective hearing at times:-) hugs Jan xx
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