Seducing Santa

I saw mom and Santa having a chat She told him he was much too fat She then grabbed his behind With eyes closed kissed him blind Then they both fell on the mat Nov.17.2019 Holiday Themed Limerick Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin N/A for contest

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Date: 12/25/2019 4:15:00 AM
Mother's Little Helpers. Merry Christmas to you, Kai
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Date: 11/19/2019 11:39:00 PM
How to grab hold of that twerking booty? That's what makes this one hard to believe ;) LOL. Cute, ^WW^ :)
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Date: 11/19/2019 8:25:00 AM
Hahaha, this is great! Hugs
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Date: 11/17/2019 10:05:00 PM
Haha this was so cute WW! I mean bro bro! Never thought sbout seducing Santa before!;)
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Date: 11/17/2019 9:29:00 PM
Lol! I didn't know that Santa could twerk! I enjoyed this fun and notty write. I enjoyed the read bro. I wish you the best of luck in the contest:-) Alexis
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Date: 11/17/2019 7:35:00 PM
Winged Warrior, Holiday cheer is here. Now I can't unsee that twerking Santa. And why do I hear bells ringing to the beat of that butt? Great Limerick. -Richard
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Date: 11/17/2019 2:27:00 PM
Haha..Nicely done WW...
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Date: 11/17/2019 1:57:00 PM
LOL WW this is awesome and so funny!! Little Wing, over and out
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Date: 11/17/2019 1:21:00 PM
very fun one, WW. I have a dancing Santa that is kind of like the one pictured!
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Date: 11/17/2019 1:07:00 PM
hahaha... i am sure Tania will love this one.... not nice calling santa fat though!!!
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Date: 11/17/2019 12:20:00 PM
lol sounds like a naughty list ... issue.. hehe... lovely fun. great write. Ann
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Date: 11/17/2019 11:23:00 AM
Hi W.W. Dont tell mom to serve santa any eggnog :)
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Date: 11/17/2019 10:23:00 AM
I saw mommy kissing santa claus is buzzing in my brain - good one ^WW^-) hugs Jan xx
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