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Seducing Santa

I saw mom and Santa having a chat
She told him he was much too fat
She then grabbed his behind
With eyes closed kissed him blind
Then they both fell on the mat





Nov.17.2019
Holiday Themed Limerick
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin

N/A for contest

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Kai Michael Neumann

Date: 12/25/2019 4:15:00 AM

Mother's Little Helpers. Merry Christmas to you, Kai

Hello There

Date: 11/19/2019 11:39:00 PM

How to grab hold of that twerking booty? That's what makes this one hard to believe ;) LOL. Cute, ^WW^ :)

Cecilia Macfarlane

Date: 11/19/2019 8:25:00 AM

Hahaha, this is great! Hugs

Brenda Chiri

Date: 11/17/2019 10:05:00 PM

Haha this was so cute WW! I mean bro bro! Never thought sbout seducing Santa before!;)

Alexis Y.

Date: 11/17/2019 9:29:00 PM

Lol! I didn't know that Santa could twerk! I enjoyed this fun and notty write. I enjoyed the read bro. I wish you the best of luck in the contest:-) Alexis

Quoth Theraven

Date: 11/17/2019 7:35:00 PM

Winged Warrior, Holiday cheer is here. Now I can't unsee that twerking Santa. And why do I hear bells ringing to the beat of that butt? Great Limerick. -Richard