Secrets of a Limo Driver

I tell you now For in the telling It is good for my soul That this be my confession Forgive me But did you know I am your limo driver I do forewarn you now When the petition is up With you and party comfortably stowed I hear everything Every word or groan Every laughter or sigh When you and another are secretly embraced My limo rocks and bounces The limo fight’s the road to stay straight I know what you’re doing You believe with in this luxury carriage The world is unable to notice But be ye warned And tip me well That I don’t tell For besides God who is all knowing I the limo driver know what you’re doing