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Second Home by Rob Barratt

An escape from the rat race. 
Life lived at a slower pace
An idyllic setting they won’t be letting
The cottage slumbers , 
Like the electricity meter numbers
It’s early March. 
The house is dark
They’re in Marylebone 
Or in Rome
It’s a second home

It’s a mothballed shell, residential hell
It’s a funeral bell, a death knell
For the low-paid locals whose response was vocal
(In the White Rose, before it closed)
But unrecordable  
It wasn’t affordable
It’s an empty place, a waste of space
It hasn’t got a ‘phone. 
It’s a second home

People recall that within the walls
Of this second pad, lived a Mum and Dad
With their family, on the settee
They watched Morcambe and Wise, and ate pork pies
In the blue TV light on a Saturday night
Life was pleasant in Woodland Crescent
But the parents are gone and the kids have grown.  
Mustn’t moan.
It’s a second home

In the shop, the assistant mops a spillage
Cycles to a less fashionable village
And she saved for….how long was it? To get a deposit 
On a studio flat, where you can’t swing a cat
And she silently groans and takes out loans
Despite her persistence, she’s just living an existence
She says, “Why me?” and wishes she
Could spend the days where she was raised
She wishes she could own
That second home

If they want a holiday by the sea
Why don’t they try a B&B?
Life is tough.  Isn’t one place enough?
And don’t try to build low cost housing
‘Cos you’ll be arousing 
The anger of every second home owner
Who’ll fly in from Barcelona, or Gerona or bloody Pamplona
To claim they represent the residents
A majority of decadents. 
Don’t want to set a precedent
They want a postcard picture,
A chocolate box fixture
In water-colour paint. 
Want to keep it quaint
Maintain its reputation
Don’t worry about inflation
Or minimum wage degradation
Sod the working population
Mustn’t lower the tone ………..
It’s a second home

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013




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Date: 5/29/2025 12:36:00 AM
Thanks for sharing this. Meanwhile, I greet you with the love of the Lord expressed in John 3:16 of the Bible, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." Be blessed.
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Date: 1/25/2016 7:02:00 PM
ROB, Excellent written poem, Awesome flow. Luv ** SKAT **
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Rob Barratt
Date: 1/25/2016 8:52:00 PM
Thanks Skat A. You are very kind. There is a live version of it filmed in a caravan at the Village Pump Festival last year where I was performing. Just search on YouTube for Rob Barratt/Terry Helyer. My website is www.robbarratt.co.uk . The second home situation in Cornwall is now even worse now. Are you in the UK? My email address is rbarratt@cooptel.net. All the best, Rob.
Date: 4/22/2013 5:42:00 AM
Hi Robert, perhaps it does take another Brit. Can't see why really. I found it amusing, sad and right to point. Excellent. Tim
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Date: 4/22/2013 7:46:00 AM
Thanks Tim. Rob
Date: 4/22/2013 3:47:00 AM
really good Robert, good to have another brit on PS, really enjoyable write and like the flow. well done, have a blessed day, Gordon
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Date: 4/22/2013 3:55:00 AM
Thanks Gordon. I haven't been here for a few years. Rob.

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