Second Childhood

Marriage is like your childhood And learning to tie your shoe Your wife is like your mother Telling you what to do She picks out your clothes every day And says when you can watch tv She even buys your underwear How embarrassing this can be She makes you eat your vegetables Even those nasty peas You try to feed them to the dog And hope she never sees She makes you take out the garbage Just like your mama did It brings back all the memories When you were just a kid So when you say your wedding vows Try to remember this It becomes your second childhood Instead of wedding bliss