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Seasonal Goods

With Christmas done and dusted now that we’re in January I’m feeling rather portly cos I ate, drank and got merry With twenty pounds upon my waist and ten pounds on my legs The last thing that I need is shops crammed full of Easter eggs

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Lindsay Laurie

Date: 1/25/2022 3:18:00 PM

Hello Terry ... can you believe this. Hot Cross Buns hit the shelves on Dec 27th. What next Terry - Lindsay

Terry Flood
Date: 1/25/2022 5:30:00 PM

Oh, I believe it alright… what’s worse… today, I nearly bought some. What’s left of my sanity stopped me though. Phew! The world has actually gone mad, Lindsay. Terry

David Kavanagh

Date: 1/18/2022 3:05:00 PM

Brilliant Terry and indeed true, Cadbury crème eggs are everywhere, the bigger ones will be blocking up the aisles soon, consumerism will indeed be our death, cheers David

David Kavanagh
Date: 1/19/2022 3:52:00 AM

Lol, Don’t stop there Terry, you where going great guns Fearsome opening lines for a rant or slam,

Terry Flood
Date: 1/18/2022 3:25:00 PM

You go to all the right shops, David. In the tawdry retail establishments that I frequent, the aisles are choc-a-bloc full of ‘the bigger ones’… and they are watching us… and they’ll make us eat them… and we shall incubate their spawn… and we shall squeeze out little baby ‘bigger ones’ and we shall nurture them…….. SORRY… that’s a whole different poem ;-) Terry

Tom Cunningham

Date: 1/18/2022 8:58:00 AM

Unbelievable Terry, money money money, that's what it's all about. Tom

Terry Flood
Date: 1/18/2022 3:26:00 PM

YOU ARE NOT WRONG, TOM. Sorry to shout, but it’s undeniable! Terry

Rico Leffanta

Date: 1/17/2022 11:01:00 AM

My late wife could not wait for Cadbury Easter Eggs, so they were a very EASY buy for Valentine's Day . . . .Enjoyed, Terry! Aloha!

Terry Flood
Date: 1/17/2022 1:51:00 PM

Now there’s an idea. A choccy egg for valentines. Hmmm… bet she’ll think there’s a ring in it! ;-) Terry

P.S. Awtry

Date: 1/16/2022 8:19:00 PM

Sounds like the shops are skipping Valentine's day...So, maybe you'll lose weight ;)

Terry Flood
Date: 1/17/2022 1:47:00 PM

You may be right, P.S. I still like a yummy Easter egg but I preferred them when they were two distinct halves and not just an empty chocolate bubble. Terry

L Milton Hankins

Date: 1/16/2022 4:53:00 PM

Oh, I know how you feel, Terry. I put on ten pounds before Christmas even got started. Now, I'm trying to back away, put some shove away into every meal, and avoid those starches. Alas, chocolate Easter eggs.....no, No, NO! But how I love them!

L Milton Hankins
Date: 1/16/2022 7:32:00 PM

Well, yes, for at least a month or so....some time for me to drop these extra Christmas pounds!

Terry Flood
Date: 1/16/2022 5:03:00 PM

I actually found Easter Eggs in the shops a week ago. It’s only flaming January for goodness sake! Like you, Milt, I love em, but just give us a break from the choccy temptation eh? Terry