SCHIZOPHRENIA

"Doctor! Doctor! How is he?" "Quite terrible, Miss. He will not survive the night, Probably not even the hour." "What does he have? Terminal cancer? Pneumonia? Cardiac Arrest?" "No. It is worse then all of those. Even combined." "Oh no! Can I see him? "I imagine you can, Miss. But that's the problem. I'm afraid I can't treat him Since I can't--" "Doctor! Please tell me. I love him. He's my boyfriend. We have no secrets." "Then you may wanna sit down. Miss, I am sorry to inform you, Your boyfriend is ailed with A severe case of nonexistence."