Say What

She yelled at the drawer that she'd just taken out
as something had fell out at the back,
“ Get in! Get in!” as she struggled and pushed,
but it ignored her verbal attack.
“ Come on! Come on!” he kept turning the key,
the ignition fought hard to resist,
and the engine just murmured in spite just as he
thumped the dash, for his train he had missed.
“ Today, Today!” She yelled out at the kettle
which seemed in no rush to make tea,
so she hit it three times with the back of a spoon
which would add extra time on, you'll see.
Inanimate objects can't hear what we say,
they don't playfully set out to tease,
but just in case they are all sentient beings
why don't you just try saying “Please” ?
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Duet Avatar
June 25, 2018 at 12:42 AM
LOL...a delightful poem, Viv!
Beaufort Avatar
June 22, 2018 at 9:05 AM
Sounds like you have witnessed the object abuse and the impatience of mankind many times over. So, there are a few of us who will relax and take it as it comes.....but not many of us in this culture. You are quite the wit, sir!
Wigley Avatar
June 24, 2018 at 1:05 AM
Thanks, Duke, I rarely shout at things, but my good lady has developed it into an art form.
Dietrich Avatar
June 21, 2018 at 8:03 PM
haha , so WITTY, Viv. I love this, and thanks so much for my win. I sure enjoy your contests.
Wigley Avatar
June 24, 2018 at 1:05 AM
Thanks Andrea, look forward to your input as always. Viv x
Murray Avatar
June 21, 2018 at 2:24 PM
At least they were not talking to themselves....or were they?
Wigley Avatar
June 24, 2018 at 1:06 AM
Hmm.. I shall keep the kettle and the toaster in seperate rooms from now on, to stop them conspiring x
Gentile Avatar
June 21, 2018 at 12:15 PM
Adorable, Viv! I really had fun reading and I'm sorry to say, relating to it xxoo
Wigley Avatar
June 24, 2018 at 1:06 AM
Thanks Mike, now go easy on your washing machine in future, OK? Regards, Viv
Turner Avatar
June 21, 2018 at 10:05 AM
Very entertaining, Viv. Love the humor!
Allison Avatar
June 21, 2018 at 8:50 AM
ha ha ha ever the humourist Mr Viv:-) hugs Jan xx
Man Avatar
June 21, 2018 at 6:17 AM
Viv.. you're a great writer who can tell such interesting and compelling stories.. here you demonstrate with a magnificent last line that makes the whole story!!
One Avatar
June 21, 2018 at 5:17 AM
Yes... Viv just say please lol
Cunningham Avatar
June 21, 2018 at 1:12 AM
Haha,I'll try that next time with a bit of blue at the end.
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