Say No 2 Rancid Soap

Rancid soap Rancid bloody cooking oil, In the bloody soap to spoil, Sniff the soap before you buy, Rancid smell, do pass it by, If not stinking, is your soul, Rotten stinking oil is used, to make the soap, Sometimes you’ll use, Never bloody smell amused, When rancid lather cries, Begone with the greasy fries, Cos all yer friends y’all lose… be rancid smelly too, The stink that some despise, But you’ll attract the flies, The stinking blowfly blues, So sniff the soap yes do! Don Johnson Check your soap for rancid!!!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013



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Date: 12/24/2013 3:58:00 AM
I sure will check my soap... Never heard of this... ha.. good poem...LINDA
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Date: 12/19/2013 5:13:00 PM
Oh, one of my friends makes her own soap. I was given two bars...they were beautiful but they looked like bars of fudge. No way was I going to eat them so I was saving them for two of my children. They had been formed in separate molds; one a dodo bird, the other a giraffe. I tried a piece, greedy me, that had chipped off and had fallen to the bottom of the bag. YUCK! Must have fallen off the dodo bird, no wonder they're extinct. Merry Chrismas, Don. Mikki
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Date: 12/17/2013 8:27:00 AM
Hey Don, I love this very truthful write of yours, you are so right….David
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