Say it "AIn't" So

Took AI out to play
He just sat there
Not much to say
Asked him
“AI whaddaya think”
He gave me a
Conspiratorial wink”
Asked him
“hey, how does it feel
To have a “heart”
No-one can steal?”
He laughed mumbling
“I need no mentor
My girlfriend’s waiting
At the data center”

He said “let’s go”
“I’ll drive the car”
“and NO!!”
“I won’t stop
At the bar.”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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Villalon Avatar
August 28, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Obviously, your sense of humor is already embedded in your being. AI is an automated one; yours is natural. Thank you for the laughter today, John! And thank you for passing by my page earlier. :) Cliff
Wolf Avatar
August 27, 2026 at 8:35 PM
'My girlfriend's waiting at the Data Center.' What a line, Romeo! Still laughing. Thanks, John.
Etgen-Baker Avatar
August 27, 2026 at 1:59 PM
😂
One Avatar
August 27, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Ha! That is quite the imagination... Sadly, AI is all around us now.... did you get it to read you some poetry?
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