Say Cheese

Say Cheese

By Elton Camp

It puts me under an irritating little trial
When a photographer demands I smile

If it doesn’t work for him to ask, “Please,”
Next to come is the expression, “Say cheese”

Then, “Say whiskey” may be the next attempt
From smiling at that one, I also am exempt

I am not even a bit inclined to smile today
And you’re not going to get me to—no way

Actually, I think that most folks are repelled
By a smile that obviously has been compelled

Photographer, there’s no need to stay around
All you are going to get from me is a frown
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Pettit Avatar
January 25, 2012 at 6:42 PM
In South Korea, they say "kim chee". That is pickled cabbage with a ton of hot red pepper. They bury it underground for a few months to let it age. Good write with some good rhyming Elton.
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January 25, 2012 at 10:55 PM
Very interesting comment. Thanks for sharing about "kim chee." Elton
Andresen Avatar
January 25, 2012 at 10:35 AM
SMILE......ELTON......SMILE!!!!lol - oxox love Anne-Lise
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January 25, 2012 at 10:46 AM
I have the general demeanor of a stuffy old man. It is a bit strange that I've become a bit known as a humor writer. When I was working, my lectures were also accompanied by humor that those who knew me otherwise would not have expected. I'm not sure which is the "real" me. Elton
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January 25, 2012 at 10:09 AM
like this is great
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January 25, 2012 at 10:43 AM
HeySusan, Thanks for reading and taking the time to comment. Elton
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