Santa's Snack Disappears

The kids set out a bowl of milk with chips

  For dear Old Santa with no thought of tips

    But when Santa arrived

      He was somewhat surprised

        To see Jeff the cat a-lickin' his lips
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Date: 12/13/2022 12:15:00 PM
Oh, this is a good one, Bob. I read it to IRene, my cat. She’s in my pantry. Oh no I gave her ideas from Jeff! Pangie
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 2/19/2023 5:38:00 PM
Agree with Pangie on this one Bob. And yes , cats are beautiful creatures! :)
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 12/13/2022 2:05:00 PM
Thanks Pangie! Jeff kept opening the doors below my kitchen sink and hiding out there - and I looked all over the place trying to find him. I finally devised a locking system to keep him outta there! Ain't cats the most beautiful of God's creatures!!!!! Bob
Date: 12/13/2022 12:10:00 PM
hahe. Sounds like one of OUR cats!!
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Date: 12/12/2022 7:09:00 PM
I'm telling you, 'The help these days!' Jeff the Cat would've been fired right away back in our day, eh, Bob?! lol. Great limerick. Season's Best, Gershon
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Date: 12/11/2022 8:25:00 AM
No midnight snack for Santa right here, leaves the presents and goes next door which which is near, the cookies tickling his nostrils in a bowl under the tree. i remember the baby powder and footsteps my parents made, and the cotton wool left on the edge of the cup and a half eaten cookie. i did the same with my son, I had such fun - fun for a five or six year old. Happy and healthy and peaceful wishes coming your way , from across the bay, for Christmas day. Hugs, blessings, JENNIFER.
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 12/11/2022 4:39:00 PM
Thank you so much, Jenn. It sounds like you had a wonderful childhood with very creative parents. Those little clues they left on the cup etc must have made you a believer in Olde St Nick. I hope this Christmas Season will bring great joy to you and your family - Bob
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