Richard Palmer Poet Rhyme

Santas' Gears

Christmas is in the air,
Santa is getting prepared,
Trying to fit into last years suit feels weird,
A little more weight that's what I feared,
Trying to get into his pants he tore the rear,
Getting into his jacket,rip,rip,arms tear,
Exposing Santa tall white hair,
Ho,ho,ho,I am not scared,
Snapping his fingers,Rudolph appears,
I have the best tailor in this hemisphere,
Hi,ho,away,I'm off to fix my gears,,,

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Carol Eastman May 31, 2014 at 10:52 AM I was always a sucker for Santa poems! Can't imagine why I stayed away so long... Richard Palmer September 21, 2017 at 7:10 PM thanks Carol,,,Christmas will soon be back,gonna write you another

Judy Konos April 20, 2013 at 2:06 PM HO HO HO....thanks...Liked it just as much in April as for December Richard Palmer April 21, 2013 at 2:17 PM thanks should have wrote one about the easter bunny,lol

Kori Wright April 10, 2013 at 10:28 AM I like this . It made me laugh and it is very creative. Richard Palmer April 10, 2013 at 2:59 PM thanks Kori,keep reading,keep laughing

Terry O'Leary January 5, 2013 at 10:47 AM Well, Santa's gone again... but, fortunately, he'll be coming back... Terry (nice poem) Richard Palmer January 8, 2013 at 6:33 AM yes he will,hope he enjoys 2013 lol,thanks Terry

Shonie Griffin December 22, 2012 at 1:15 PM LOL, cute. $honie Richard Palmer December 22, 2012 at 2:29 PM THANKS MUCH $HONIE

Audrey Carey December 11, 2012 at 2:53 PM Hello Richard love it, 2 snaps Richard Palmer December 11, 2012 at 5:55 PM thank you AUDREY,oxox

Emma H December 9, 2012 at 6:08 AM Cool poem. Vary funny. Loved it. Richard Palmer December 9, 2012 at 8:13 AM they say when you love something you do it twice lol,thanks Emma

Emma H December 9, 2012 at 6:07 AM Cool poem. Vary funny. Loved it. Richard Palmer December 9, 2012 at 8:13 AM thanks Emma

Chris Lane December 8, 2012 at 9:27 PM Nice one! I love the humor in this piece. Great write my friend. Richard Palmer December 8, 2012 at 9:41 PM thanks CHRIS

Dan Kearley December 1, 2012 at 5:08 PM Ha,ha...Poor Santa.Nice one. Richard Palmer December 7, 2012 at 5:42 PM thanks Dan,even poorer Rudolph,should be out with his girl,on stand by in this weather lol

Joseph May December 1, 2012 at 5:23 AM very nice monorhymr Richard......thanks for stopping by....best wishes Richard Palmer December 7, 2012 at 5:44 PM thank you Joseph

Ralph Mason November 30, 2012 at 3:02 PM Very funny! That's going to be a cold ride to the tailor's. Warm thoughts, Ralph Richard Palmer December 1, 2012 at 4:22 PM thanks Ralph

Harry Horsman November 30, 2012 at 9:55 AM love this positive Santa, good poem, Richard, even he as a problem with is weight..,.,. Richard Palmer November 30, 2012 at 12:31 PM lol,thanks Harry

Carol Eastman November 29, 2012 at 10:20 AM I loved this poem... It gives dear old Santa a true down to earth feel... and I can truly see it happening... with a laugh. You're my kind of writer! Richard Palmer November 29, 2012 at 10:27 PM you are my favorite happy poet,you and em trolls bring a nutty feeling to the Soup that I love,happy to make you happy,thanks Carol

Constance La France November 28, 2012 at 7:29 AM Richard, a delightful Christmas poem, well done, Constance Richard Palmer November 29, 2012 at 11:24 AM thank you Constance

Mohammad Yamin November 27, 2012 at 7:14 PM A sweet little poem, Richard. I love it. I admire your kind appreciation of my Tanka. You will like the revised version more. I have edited two lines of the poem. Have a nice day. -Mohammad Richard Palmer November 29, 2012 at 11:23 AM ok gonna check em out,thanks Mohammad

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl November 27, 2012 at 9:24 AM A giggling good poem Richard. love it xx Richard Palmer November 29, 2012 at 7:36 AM thanks GG,NUFF LUV

Sandra Adams November 25, 2012 at 8:08 PM i am still giggling from the read....cute poem, very fitting for the time of year... Richard Palmer November 29, 2012 at 7:36 AM lol, smiling because you are smiling,thanks Sandra

Jon A Cavanaugh November 25, 2012 at 11:53 AM Very funny poem. It's the milk and cookies at every stop Santa. One word of advice for Santa. Spandex! Thank you for sharing this poem with us. Richard Palmer November 29, 2012 at 7:24 AM lol,gonna send him the info,lol,thanks Jon

Holly Moore November 25, 2012 at 10:13 AM That's hysterical. You are hillarious....Love your comments. I write a scarey serious poem....and you write "get out the pepper spray?" LOL I wrote a poem to my son called "Holiday Note" if you want to read it. I think I'm going to do it every year. It's just a simple little poem. Hugs, Holly Moore

Jack Ellison November 25, 2012 at 8:32 AM Fitting into last year's suit is no longer a problem for me! They no longer call me Santa after my recent major weight loss! LOL Cheers, Jack Richard Palmer November 29, 2012 at 5:34 AM lol,still has to get it reduced,lol,thanks Jack

Len Gasun November 25, 2012 at 8:20 AM This is a very fascinating write my friend! I love it! It makes me feel more excited awaiting for Christmas! Congrats for a great poem! love/hugs, Leonora Richard Palmer November 29, 2012 at 5:31 AM same to you Leonora,thanks much

Michael J. Falotico November 25, 2012 at 7:26 AM Nothing but smiles from your poetry my friend... so enjoyed... Michael Richard Palmer November 29, 2012 at 5:30 AM thank you Michael

Yanny Widjanarko November 25, 2012 at 1:02 AM This is really a cheering Christmas poem, love it! Made me smile by reading this, love the positive ambiance which created. Thank you Richard for your time to visit my last poem, really glad for your visit in there :), wishing you a great Sunday - Hug, Yanny Richard Palmer November 29, 2012 at 5:22 AM you are welcome Yanny,thank you

Sean Goodwin November 24, 2012 at 11:10 PM Yes a funny one here. Really nice of you to write about Santa and Christmas. Enjoyed your work. (Thanks for commenting on my haiku) Richard Palmer November 29, 2012 at 5:21 AM thank you Sean,you are welcome

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