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Santas' Gears

Christmas is in the air,
Santa is getting prepared,
Trying to fit into last years suit feels weird,
A little more weight that's what I feared,
Trying to get into his pants he tore the rear,
Getting into his jacket,rip,rip,arms tear,
Exposing Santa tall white hair,
Ho,ho,ho,I am not scared,
Snapping his fingers,Rudolph appears,
I have the best tailor in this hemisphere,
Hi,ho,away,I'm off to fix my gears,,,

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Carol Eastman

Date: 5/31/2014 10:52:00 AM

I was always a sucker for Santa poems! Can't imagine why I stayed away so long...

Richard Palmer
Date: 9/21/2017 7:10:00 PM

thanks Carol,,,Christmas will soon be back,gonna write you another

Judy Konos

Date: 4/20/2013 2:06:00 PM

HO HO HO....thanks...Liked it just as much in April as for December

Richard Palmer
Date: 4/21/2013 2:17:00 PM

thanks should have wrote one about the easter bunny,lol

Kori Wright

Date: 4/10/2013 10:28:00 AM

I like this . It made me laugh and it is very creative.

Richard Palmer
Date: 4/10/2013 2:59:00 PM

thanks Kori,keep reading,keep laughing

Terry O'Leary

Date: 1/5/2013 10:47:00 AM

Well, Santa's gone again... but, fortunately, he'll be coming back... Terry (nice poem)

Richard Palmer
Date: 1/8/2013 6:33:00 AM

yes he will,hope he enjoys 2013 lol,thanks Terry

Shonie Griffin

Date: 12/22/2012 1:15:00 PM

LOL, cute. $honie

Richard Palmer
Date: 12/22/2012 2:29:00 PM

THANKS MUCH $HONIE

Audrey Carey

Date: 12/11/2012 2:53:00 PM

Hello Richard love it, 2 snaps

Richard Palmer
Date: 12/11/2012 5:55:00 PM

thank you AUDREY,oxox

Emma H

Date: 12/9/2012 6:08:00 AM

Cool poem. Vary funny. Loved it.

Richard Palmer
Date: 12/9/2012 8:13:00 AM

they say when you love something you do it twice lol,thanks Emma

Emma H

Date: 12/9/2012 6:07:00 AM

Cool poem. Vary funny. Loved it.

Richard Palmer
Date: 12/9/2012 8:13:00 AM

thanks Emma

Chris Lane

Date: 12/8/2012 9:27:00 PM

Nice one! I love the humor in this piece. Great write my friend.

Richard Palmer
Date: 12/8/2012 9:41:00 PM

thanks CHRIS

Dan Kearley

Date: 12/1/2012 5:08:00 PM

Ha,ha...Poor Santa.Nice one.

Richard Palmer
Date: 12/7/2012 5:42:00 PM

thanks Dan,even poorer Rudolph,should be out with his girl,on stand by in this weather lol

Joseph May

Date: 12/1/2012 5:23:00 AM

very nice monorhymr Richard......thanks for stopping by....best wishes

Richard Palmer
Date: 12/7/2012 5:44:00 PM

thank you Joseph

Ralph Mason

Date: 11/30/2012 3:02:00 PM

Very funny! That's going to be a cold ride to the tailor's. Warm thoughts, Ralph

Richard Palmer
Date: 12/1/2012 4:22:00 PM

thanks Ralph

Harry Horsman

Date: 11/30/2012 9:55:00 AM

love this positive Santa, good poem, Richard, even he as a problem with is weight..,.,.

Richard Palmer
Date: 11/30/2012 12:31:00 PM

lol,thanks Harry

Carol Eastman

Date: 11/29/2012 10:20:00 AM

I loved this poem... It gives dear old Santa a true down to earth feel... and I can truly see it happening... with a laugh. You're my kind of writer!

Richard Palmer
Date: 11/29/2012 10:27:00 PM

you are my favorite happy poet,you and em trolls bring a nutty feeling to the Soup that I love,happy to make you happy,thanks Carol

Constance La France

Date: 11/28/2012 7:29:00 AM

Richard, a delightful Christmas poem, well done, Constance

Richard Palmer
Date: 11/29/2012 11:24:00 AM

thank you Constance

Mohammad Yamin

Date: 11/27/2012 7:14:00 PM

A sweet little poem, Richard. I love it. I admire your kind appreciation of my Tanka. You will like the revised version more. I have edited two lines of the poem. Have a nice day. -Mohammad

Richard Palmer
Date: 11/29/2012 11:23:00 AM

ok gonna check em out,thanks Mohammad

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 11/27/2012 9:24:00 AM

A giggling good poem Richard. love it xx

Richard Palmer
Date: 11/29/2012 7:36:00 AM

thanks GG,NUFF LUV

Sandra Adams

Date: 11/25/2012 8:08:00 PM

i am still giggling from the read....cute poem, very fitting for the time of year...

Richard Palmer
Date: 11/29/2012 7:36:00 AM

lol, smiling because you are smiling,thanks Sandra

Jon A Cavanaugh

Date: 11/25/2012 11:53:00 AM

Very funny poem. It's the milk and cookies at every stop Santa. One word of advice for Santa. Spandex! Thank you for sharing this poem with us.

Richard Palmer
Date: 11/29/2012 7:24:00 AM

lol,gonna send him the info,lol,thanks Jon

Holly Moore

Date: 11/25/2012 10:13:00 AM

That's hysterical. You are hillarious....Love your comments. I write a scarey serious poem....and you write "get out the pepper spray?" LOL I wrote a poem to my son called "Holiday Note" if you want to read it. I think I'm going to do it every year. It's just a simple little poem. Hugs, Holly Moore

Jack Ellison

Date: 11/25/2012 8:32:00 AM

Fitting into last year's suit is no longer a problem for me! They no longer call me Santa after my recent major weight loss! LOL Cheers, Jack

Richard Palmer
Date: 11/29/2012 5:34:00 AM

lol,still has to get it reduced,lol,thanks Jack

Len Gasun

Date: 11/25/2012 8:20:00 AM

This is a very fascinating write my friend! I love it! It makes me feel more excited awaiting for Christmas! Congrats for a great poem! love/hugs, Leonora

Richard Palmer
Date: 11/29/2012 5:31:00 AM

same to you Leonora,thanks much

Michael J. Falotico

Date: 11/25/2012 7:26:00 AM

Nothing but smiles from your poetry my friend... so enjoyed... Michael

Richard Palmer
Date: 11/29/2012 5:30:00 AM

thank you Michael

Yanny Widjanarko

Date: 11/25/2012 1:02:00 AM

This is really a cheering Christmas poem, love it! Made me smile by reading this, love the positive ambiance which created. Thank you Richard for your time to visit my last poem, really glad for your visit in there :), wishing you a great Sunday - Hug, Yanny

Richard Palmer
Date: 11/29/2012 5:22:00 AM

you are welcome Yanny,thank you