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Santa had a tiny elf His feet were growing large And everywhere Santa went The elf's big feet would sparge Santa spent so much time Making the elf new shoes Because it was late spring Snow melt did ooze and ooze Everyone knew when he was near Because his feet smelled like cheese Old, old stinky parmesan Others would tease and tease Santa needed a solution To this big problem, so He asked all the boys and girls To send him answer though He received so many letters With answers quite clever From soaking his feet in tea To changing the weather Santa was busy answering All those long dear letters He could not make any new toys His mind was tied in terrors Mrs. Claus came up with a solution So, they could get back on track Now everyone is happy And filling Santa's sack I know you want to know the secret That helped those stinky feet She took tiny elf to the doctor Who prescribed some meds sweet Anti-fungal tablets to take Powder like downy sheets Lots of soap and water to clean Clean socks, oh! a great treat

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Date: 8/18/2024 9:20:00 PM
Your story is so entertaining and interesting, Sara! Congratulations on your win.
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Sara Kendrick
Date: 8/19/2024 8:53:00 AM
Why, thank you, Evelyn. I appreciate the visit to say congratulations. Your time spend here is very uplifting. Sara K
Date: 8/16/2024 12:57:00 AM
Too funny, great Nursery Rhyme, congratulations
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Date: 8/16/2024 10:21:00 AM
Thank you, Terry. I appreciate your visit with congratulations on my placement. I did not know it placed. Sara K
Date: 8/8/2024 8:10:00 PM
A very interesting story...dear Sara. Quite imaginative too. I am sure the elf's feet didn't smell. It must have been his socks. Once I encountered this problem. Getting a foul smell, I thought some rodent's carcass might be decaying. I searched everywhere and finally found the source. It was coming from my son's sports shoes dumped in a corner and the socks tucked inside.
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Sara Kendrick
Date: 8/9/2024 12:49:00 AM
Valsa, I think most moms and grandmoms have encountered those socks or shoes or both. My daughter had a female friend over one time when she was like in her early teens and that girl had the worst stinking feet ever. I wondered if she ever washed them. Sara K
Date: 8/7/2024 3:22:00 PM
very cute and original, made me smile, thank you so much poet
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Sara Kendrick
Date: 8/7/2024 4:47:00 PM
You are quite welcome. You visit made my day brighter. Sara K
Date: 8/7/2024 1:07:00 PM
Very cute! LOL
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Sara Kendrick
Date: 8/7/2024 4:47:00 PM
Glad you liked it, Paige. I appreciate the visit. Sara K
Date: 8/6/2024 10:11:00 PM
Lol good one Sara, now you've got me thinking about Christmas already. Hope you're keeping well. Tom
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Date: 8/7/2024 2:57:00 AM
Glad you got a laugh, Tom. Yes, Christmas is just around the corner, we still have three more holidays to celebrate or maybe take a break or a vacation. Sara K
Date: 8/6/2024 6:03:00 PM
That little elf with stinky cheese feet…lol
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Date: 8/7/2024 2:55:00 AM
Glad you liked it, Kim. And, oh!!, laughter the best medicine. Sara K
Date: 8/6/2024 12:29:00 PM
anti-fungal tablets. Ha!! That will hopefully do the trick,
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Date: 8/6/2024 4:40:00 PM
Andrea, they do help at least for a while. LOL..Daily soap and water works best. LOL..Thanks for the visit. Sara K
Date: 8/5/2024 3:19:00 PM
you made this into a short story, Sara... I relished how the plot developed, really charming...and now you woke up the stirring of christmas! well done...
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Sara Kendrick
Date: 8/6/2024 4:23:00 AM
Yes, it turned out to be a short story and longer than I usually write. Thanks for the visit and the kind review. Sara K
Date: 8/4/2024 11:43:00 PM
You will not believe, I had to type a code to post and it was "elf"
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Sara Kendrick
Date: 8/5/2024 3:45:00 AM
Amazing, Aysha. I imagine that was funny or maybe startling. Sara K
Date: 8/4/2024 11:42:00 PM
Very funny I laughed!
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Date: 8/5/2024 3:44:00 AM
Glad you liked it, Aysha. Thanks for the visit. Sara K
Date: 8/4/2024 1:28:00 PM
Sara, the way you delay providing the solution adds a lot of suspense. I almost thought you wouldn’t tell us! The solution you provided seems very fitting to me as a fellow aged individual. lol!!! Making me smile inside you are!!!
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Date: 8/4/2024 3:05:00 PM
Why, thank you, Duke. I am glad you liked this one and the way I ended with a solution. We have a grandson who lives with us who as a child had a problem with his feet and hands. The dermatologist said his sweat glands were not working and he was being pickled in his sweat, but his feet got in such a mess that I did not know what we were going to do. Anyway, I used over the counter anti-fungal medicine on his feet, and you know what his foot problem cleared.
Date: 8/3/2024 8:31:00 PM
Adorable, Sara. Nothing but fun reading this one... Several lives ago, I was a security guard in a prison on the night shift for a couple of years. The worst part was having to smell the prisoners' shoes and socks, which were off as they were sleeping. Moldy cheese smells so much better!! lol. Cheers, Gershon
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Date: 8/4/2024 3:38:00 AM
Gershon, LOL>>>I would have never thought about that as being a problem as a prison guard. LOL..Yes, those smelly feet can be rough and when a person has it really bad and maybe overly sweaty feet it can be a health problem as well. Thanks for the nice understaning review. Sara K
Date: 8/3/2024 9:00:00 AM
I enjoyed reading your creative/fun "Santa's Elf" write. Glad to hear Santa's Elf are doing better. Dec will be here before we know it.... Have a wonderful/blessed day............
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Sara Kendrick
Date: 8/3/2024 9:27:00 AM
Yes, Paula, December will be here, but right now I feel that summer will linger and linger because of the uncomfortable heat and humidity. Thanks for offer of a wonderful, blessed day. Sara K
Date: 8/3/2024 8:33:00 AM
Oh gosh, im glad atleast he got some meds to sort this issue of stinky feet. Very cute poem so well delivered dear sara. Made me smile and also think of how selfless santa in this is to tolerate in patience and to help find a solution. Sending you light
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Sara Kendrick
Date: 8/3/2024 9:25:00 AM
i am glad I got an oh gosh. Thanks for the visit and kind review. Sara K

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