Santa's Big Surprise Visit
T'was the night before Christmas,and up on
the roof,Was heard a loud noise,made by
many a hoof!Fat old Santa grabbed his bag
of goodies from that magical sleigh,Down
the chimney he fell,after dizzily losing
his unbalanced way!Out thru the fire place
he wobbled and strutted,Ashened in black
soot,with expletives that he had muttered
He looked to his left and he looked to his
right,T'was two big ole' Rottweillers
looking to fight!With a chomp to his rump
and a tear to his britches,This would have
to be tended by Mrs.Santa Clause,T'would
have to sew up with many a stitches!The
sleigh took off towards the Pole,While in
his fanny was a great gaping bloodied torn
hole!
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