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Santa Thinks Hes the Boss

Mrs. Claus in the bedroom with sauce.
The bearded wonder thinks he’s the boss,
but the beat of her drums
as she wiggles her bum
makes him lose all his pride in the toss.

12/15/2021
I Need a Good Laugh: XMAS LIMERICK CONTEST
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich

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Christuraj Alex December 27, 2021 at 4:13 AM Together with very serious and solemn writings, it is really interesting to note your lighter vein writing. Great! Congratulations! Kim Rodrigues December 27, 2021 at 6:20 AM I appreciate it! These don’t come as easily to me ;)

Eve Roper December 26, 2021 at 9:40 PM Congratulations on your win , Kim , great limerick . Hugs Eve Kim Rodrigues December 27, 2021 at 6:20 AM Thank you, Eve!

Connie Marcum Wong December 26, 2021 at 2:21 PM Congratulations on your wonderful win Kim. I am having so much fun reading all these limericks today. I hope you enjoyed Christmas. Blessings xxoo Kim Rodrigues December 26, 2021 at 3:10 PM It was pretty good…son and his boys were sick…better today.

Paula Goldsmith December 26, 2021 at 2:01 PM Congratulations on your win. A cute write. So Mrs. Clause is the real boss. Have a blessed day..................... Kim Rodrigues December 26, 2021 at 3:09 PM Oh you know it! ;)

Susan Ashley December 24, 2021 at 9:04 PM Lol! Such great humor, Kim. Of course Mrs. Claus is the boss with her womanly wiles. A fun limerick! Congratulations for your excellent win in Andrea’s contest. Warmest wishes for a merry Christmas.. ~Susan Kim Rodrigues December 25, 2021 at 10:36 AM Thank you, Susan! Merry Christmas hugs :)

Alexis Y. December 24, 2021 at 7:35 PM Lol! Kim, I’m just coming back to congratulations on your winning write. Have a good evening:-) Alexis Kim Rodrigues December 25, 2021 at 10:36 AM Thank you! Merry Christmas hugs :)

Janice Canerdy December 24, 2021 at 7:08 PM Oh, my! A big congrats, Kim. Janice Kim Rodrigues December 25, 2021 at 10:34 AM Thank you, Janice! Merry Christmas hugs :)

Andrea Dietrich December 24, 2021 at 4:13 PM Great Christmas humor, Kim. I sure enjoyed this. Congrats in my contest. Kim Rodrigues December 24, 2021 at 6:36 PM Thank you, Andrea!

Robert Johnson December 17, 2021 at 4:54 PM Love a fun limerick. Merry Christamas Kim. Kim Rodrigues December 17, 2021 at 5:39 PM Merry Christmas, Leslie! Thank you :)

Lindsay Laurie December 17, 2021 at 2:33 PM Hello Kim ... Mrs Claus has Santa just where she wants him, so he better behave himself - thanks Kim - Lindsay Robert Johnson December 17, 2021 at 4:55 PM Yeah, Santa needs to behave too. :) lol

Caren Krutsinger December 17, 2021 at 8:20 AM She has his number Kim Rodrigues December 17, 2021 at 1:08 PM Count on it! LOL

Joanna Daniel December 17, 2021 at 6:24 AM This one was really funny, Kim:) Kim Rodrigues December 17, 2021 at 1:08 PM Thanks, Jo! :)

Jack Ellison December 16, 2021 at 7:15 AM Santa is the magic guy flying acrosss the sky dropping gifts for every body YEE HAW! Have you been a good girl??? XOX Jack Ellison December 19, 2021 at 1:36 PM Naughty of course! Can't help it... it's in my genes! XOX Kim Rodrigues December 16, 2021 at 6:25 PM Hmm…have I been naughty or nice…yes ;)

Demetrios Trifiatis December 16, 2021 at 4:44 AM No, question who the boss is, dearest Kim! Blessings! Kim Rodrigues December 16, 2021 at 6:24 PM ;) True!

Darlene De Beaulieu December 15, 2021 at 3:24 PM Hello Kim, it looks like Mrs. Clause is the boss instead of Santa. Hugs. Darlene De Beaulieu December 16, 2021 at 11:40 AM Hello Kim, that is what I thought. Hugs Darlene Kim Rodrigues December 15, 2021 at 8:30 PM She surely is! :)

Alexis Y. December 15, 2021 at 12:46 PM Lol! Kim, I enjoyed this one. Mrs. Claus was always boss. Whens she starts to wiggle Santa doesn’t stand a chance.Best wishes in the contest. Have a nice day:-) Alexis Kim Rodrigues December 15, 2021 at 1:43 PM Thanks…lol! Have a nice day too!

Victor Buhagiar December 15, 2021 at 9:24 AM Beautiful and funny that gave me a good laugh. Hugs. Kim Rodrigues December 15, 2021 at 10:01 AM Yay! ;)

L Milton Hankins December 15, 2021 at 8:52 AM Most women have that wiggle down to a fine art, methinks! (chuckling) Kim Rodrigues December 15, 2021 at 10:01 AM They do! LOL!

Eve Roper December 15, 2021 at 8:35 AM hahaha... a man just cannot keep it down when the lady's squirming to close in bed. Kim Rodrigues December 15, 2021 at 10:01 AM So true…lol!

Jenna Logan December 15, 2021 at 8:13 AM They're so easy...She can boss him around anytime she wiggles.LOL Kim. Kim Rodrigues December 15, 2021 at 10:01 AM LOL! I know, right?!