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Mrs. Claus in the bedroom with sauce. The bearded wonder thinks he’s the boss, but the beat of her drums as she wiggles her bum makes him lose all his pride in the toss.
12/15/2021 I Need a Good Laugh: XMAS LIMERICK CONTEST Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich

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Date: 12/27/2021 4:13:00 AM
Together with very serious and solemn writings, it is really interesting to note your lighter vein writing. Great! Congratulations!
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/27/2021 6:20:00 AM
I appreciate it! These don’t come as easily to me ;)
Date: 12/26/2021 9:40:00 PM
Congratulations on your win , Kim , great limerick . Hugs Eve
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/27/2021 6:20:00 AM
Thank you, Eve!
Date: 12/26/2021 2:21:00 PM
Congratulations on your wonderful win Kim. I am having so much fun reading all these limericks today. I hope you enjoyed Christmas. Blessings xxoo
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/26/2021 3:10:00 PM
It was pretty good…son and his boys were sick…better today.
Date: 12/26/2021 2:01:00 PM
Congratulations on your win. A cute write. So Mrs. Clause is the real boss. Have a blessed day.....................
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/26/2021 3:09:00 PM
Oh you know it! ;)
Date: 12/24/2021 9:04:00 PM
Lol! Such great humor, Kim. Of course Mrs. Claus is the boss with her womanly wiles. A fun limerick! Congratulations for your excellent win in Andrea’s contest. Warmest wishes for a merry Christmas.. ~Susan
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/25/2021 10:36:00 AM
Thank you, Susan! Merry Christmas hugs :)
Date: 12/24/2021 7:35:00 PM
Lol! Kim, I’m just coming back to congratulations on your winning write. Have a good evening:-) Alexis
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/25/2021 10:36:00 AM
Thank you! Merry Christmas hugs :)
Date: 12/24/2021 7:08:00 PM
Oh, my! A big congrats, Kim. Janice
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/25/2021 10:34:00 AM
Thank you, Janice! Merry Christmas hugs :)
Date: 12/24/2021 4:13:00 PM
Great Christmas humor, Kim. I sure enjoyed this. Congrats in my contest.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/24/2021 6:36:00 PM
Thank you, Andrea!
Date: 12/17/2021 4:54:00 PM
Love a fun limerick. Merry Christamas Kim.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/17/2021 5:39:00 PM
Merry Christmas, Leslie! Thank you :)
Date: 12/17/2021 2:33:00 PM
Hello Kim ... Mrs Claus has Santa just where she wants him, so he better behave himself - thanks Kim - Lindsay
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Robert Johnson
Date: 12/17/2021 4:55:00 PM
Yeah, Santa needs to behave too. :) lol
Date: 12/17/2021 8:20:00 AM
She has his number
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/17/2021 1:08:00 PM
Count on it! LOL
Date: 12/17/2021 6:24:00 AM
This one was really funny, Kim:)
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/17/2021 1:08:00 PM
Thanks, Jo! :)
Date: 12/16/2021 7:15:00 AM
Santa is the magic guy flying acrosss the sky dropping gifts for every body YEE HAW! Have you been a good girl??? XOX
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/19/2021 1:36:00 PM
Naughty of course! Can't help it... it's in my genes! XOX
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/16/2021 6:25:00 PM
Hmm…have I been naughty or nice…yes ;)
Date: 12/16/2021 4:44:00 AM
No, question who the boss is, dearest Kim! Blessings!
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/16/2021 6:24:00 PM
;) True!
Date: 12/15/2021 3:24:00 PM
Hello Kim, it looks like Mrs. Clause is the boss instead of Santa. Hugs.
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 12/16/2021 11:40:00 AM
Hello Kim, that is what I thought. Hugs Darlene
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/15/2021 8:30:00 PM
She surely is! :)
Date: 12/15/2021 12:46:00 PM
Lol! Kim, I enjoyed this one. Mrs. Claus was always boss. Whens she starts to wiggle Santa doesn’t stand a chance.Best wishes in the contest. Have a nice day:-) Alexis
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/15/2021 1:43:00 PM
Thanks…lol! Have a nice day too!
Date: 12/15/2021 9:24:00 AM
Beautiful and funny that gave me a good laugh. Hugs.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/15/2021 10:01:00 AM
Yay! ;)
Date: 12/15/2021 8:52:00 AM
Most women have that wiggle down to a fine art, methinks! (chuckling)
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/15/2021 10:01:00 AM
They do! LOL!
Date: 12/15/2021 8:35:00 AM
hahaha... a man just cannot keep it down when the lady's squirming to close in bed.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/15/2021 10:01:00 AM
So true…lol!
Date: 12/15/2021 8:13:00 AM
They're so easy...She can boss him around anytime she wiggles.LOL Kim.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/15/2021 10:01:00 AM
LOL! I know, right?!

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