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Santa Smokes Pot

Retired and happy as a piggy in poop Poetry is definitely the cause Without all my friends I've come to know Known as dear old Santa Claus My favourite and busiest time of the year Is less than a month away Visiting you guys and your little kiddies Spreading joy on Christmas day Happy as a piggy in poop is not usually Associated with Santa and stuff But this Santa is a down to earth kinda Santa A little warmer he'd come in the buff Hope no kiddies are reading this poem Might destroy their image of me Now you know why Santa's really so happy Smokes up and is happy as can be

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Date: 12/10/2021 3:19:00 PM
I guess I've seen Santa in a different light tonight. Thank you for making me smile.Merry Christmas, Debra
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/10/2021 4:07:00 PM
Santa comes in all shapes and sizes worldwide! Who knew! LOL XOX
Date: 12/10/2021 2:56:00 PM
My kind of Santa, Jack. You go for it! As to showing up in the buff, as long as no one sees you, go for it, too!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/10/2021 4:10:00 PM
That makes it legal! LOL Also I think maybe Canada has differint rules! Cheers my friend!
Date: 12/10/2021 7:46:00 AM
Lol, so thats why he's always smiling. Tom
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/10/2021 8:05:00 AM
He's just a happy guy... has been for centuries!!! Yee Haw! LOL

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