Santa Smokes Pot
Retired and happy as a piggy in poop
Poetry is definitely the cause
Without all my friends I've come to know
Known as dear old Santa Claus
My favourite and busiest time of the year
Is less than a month away
Visiting you guys and your little kiddies
Spreading joy on Christmas day
Happy as a piggy in poop is not usually
Associated with Santa and stuff
But this Santa is a down to earth kinda Santa
A little warmer he'd come in the buff
Hope no kiddies are reading this poem
Might destroy their image of me
Now you know why Santa's really so happy
Smokes up and is happy as can be
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