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Santa On the Run

SANTA ON THE RUN The night before Christmas, Santa was late Packing up his sleigh would just have to wait He had diarrhea bad The worse case he ever had Caused by the bologna sandwich he ate Rudolph and friends were in such a tizzy They knew Santa had been very busy The elves packed up Santa's sleigh Since Santa Claus had to stay In the loo because he was quite dizzy

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Timothy Mcguire

Date: 12/4/2018 7:29:00 PM

Funny! Well Written. LOL

Charles Messina

Date: 12/2/2018 8:13:00 PM

A fried bologna sandwich will give everyone diarrhea..lol Great Limerick, Curtis! Congrats on your win...Charlie

Curtis Moorman
Date: 12/2/2018 8:23:00 PM

Thank you, Charlie! I ate so much bologna growing up that I am immune to it creating gastric problems for me. I still engage! I appreciate your concern and I am also glad to call you friend. Merry Christmas, buddy!

Jan Allison

Date: 12/2/2018 4:40:00 PM

You know I love poop poems Curtis lol, many congrats:-) hugs Jan xx

Curtis Moorman
Date: 12/2/2018 8:22:00 PM

Yes, I know you do and you write some real 'poopy' ones that are fun to read. But you are also gifted in writing some of the greatest poetry I have ever read. A truly talented lady --- that's you.

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 12/2/2018 12:08:00 PM

Bologna can do that! Your entry appeared to be based on the photo I posted, Curtis, and I love it. Competition for this contest was awesome and you did a great job. Thanks for supporting the contest with your witty verse. Have a merry Christmas, Carolyn

Curtis Moorman
Date: 12/2/2018 12:39:00 PM

It is a pleasure and an honor to support anything you are associated with. Merry Christmas.

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 11/29/2018 11:00:00 PM

G'day Curtis … a gastro yarn is funny for everyone expect for the poor bugger welded to the dunny. Brought a smile on, and I gather the grinch would be happy to know Santa's in a pickle - thanks Curtis - Lindsay

Curtis Moorman
Date: 11/29/2018 11:39:00 PM

Hi, Lindsay! First of all, I love your greeting. It reminds me of Crocodile Dundee. lol Thank you for stopping by and making my day with this response. Yep, you are right! Santa was really in a pickle. I can only imagine how the Grinch must have felt at knowing Santa had the runs but he must have been gleeful. Merry Christmas from this side of the world. Georgia is my home!

Gordon Mcconnell

Date: 11/29/2018 3:51:00 PM

Fine piece Curtis, good humour too. Trust things well with you, enjoying your book very much, I must send you soupmail soon life's been very hectic past few weeks. Blessings yours, Gordon

Curtis Moorman
Date: 11/29/2018 8:26:00 PM

Hey, Gordon! Thanks a lot for the comments. I hope whatever it is that you are dealing with the past few weeks will soon get better. If it is something needs prayer, I am a prayer advocate and a prayer warrior. I will commit it to prayer if you wish me to. If you rather not share it, I will still pray in general. God knows what is on your heart and He will know what I'm talking about even if I don't know.

Arturo Michael

Date: 11/29/2018 7:39:00 AM

Poor fella...He has serious business to deliver at the loo...Creative...All the best Curtis

Tom Cunningham

Date: 11/29/2018 1:44:00 AM

Haha avoid bologna at all costs.good luck. Tom.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/29/2018 3:34:00 PM

Thanks for your kind words Curtis, much appreciated.I too hope you have a wonderful Christmas.

Curtis Moorman
Date: 11/29/2018 6:34:00 AM

Never did like the stuff! I just hope the limerick fits the criteria. On a serious note, Tom, I want you to know how much I value your friendship. You are the epitome of the word 'loyal' and it is evidenced by your immediate, friendly, and encouraging comments to what I enter on Soup. To have a tribute written in honor of my 75th birthday is humbling. It is still being featured on the Soup sidebar. Thanks for all that you do in the name of friendship. Merry Christmas!