Santa Made the Naughty List

Santa used our bathroom Christmas Eve.
And oh the Yule log did he leave.
Being in a rush,
he did not proper flush.
I believe it was the worst gift I received.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Callus Avatar
December 24, 2018 at 2:07 PM
Oh dear me!! Good of you to make up for his shortcomings by your wit:) Regards // paul
Rushing Avatar
December 24, 2018 at 7:38 PM
Than you Paul and Merry Christmas my friend.
Wolf Avatar
December 24, 2018 at 9:57 AM
That's one Yule log you won't want to throw on the woodpile in the fireplace! Very funny limerick, my friend! Happy Holidays, Wren! ~ Gershon
Rushing Avatar
December 24, 2018 at 7:37 PM
Thanks for the advice! Have wonderful Christmas Gershon!
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December 21, 2018 at 11:56 AM
Wren, l love great lims and this is a GREAT one! Very creative and witty indeed! Many thanks for your kind comment re the Hello/Goodbye write and best to you as you continue your poetical journey and best wishes for a joyous Christmas Season for you and your family - Bob
Rushing Avatar
December 21, 2018 at 2:28 PM
Thank you Robert and Merry Christmas!
Laurie Avatar
December 19, 2018 at 8:39 PM
G'day Wren … keep it, and hand it back to him next Christmas - hoho - thanks Wren - Lindsay
Rushing Avatar
December 20, 2018 at 11:27 AM
Hey Lindsay thanks for the idea! Have Merry Christmas!
Awtry Avatar
December 18, 2018 at 4:15 PM
Worst gift indeed! LOL
Rushing Avatar
December 18, 2018 at 5:48 PM
I am thinking of regifting!
Krutsinger Avatar
December 18, 2018 at 8:31 AM
I cannot stop laughing; oh, my, so aptly written!
Rushing Avatar
December 18, 2018 at 5:50 PM
Glad you enjoyed it. Thank you Caren and have a merry Christmas!
Cunningham Avatar
December 18, 2018 at 8:28 AM
Haha, at least you weren't forgotten.
Rushing Avatar
December 18, 2018 at 5:47 PM
Thanks Tom, have a great evening my friend!
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