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Santa Made The Naughty List

Santa used our bathroom Christmas Eve. And oh the Yule log did he leave. Being in a rush, he did not proper flush. I believe it was the worst gift I received.

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Date: 12/24/2018 2:07:00 PM
Oh dear me!! Good of you to make up for his shortcomings by your wit:) Regards // paul
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Wren Rushing
Date: 12/24/2018 7:38:00 PM
Than you Paul and Merry Christmas my friend.
Date: 12/24/2018 9:57:00 AM
That's one Yule log you won't want to throw on the woodpile in the fireplace! Very funny limerick, my friend! Happy Holidays, Wren! ~ Gershon
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Wren Rushing
Date: 12/24/2018 7:37:00 PM
Thanks for the advice! Have wonderful Christmas Gershon!
Date: 12/21/2018 11:56:00 AM
Wren, l love great lims and this is a GREAT one! Very creative and witty indeed! Many thanks for your kind comment re the Hello/Goodbye write and best to you as you continue your poetical journey and best wishes for a joyous Christmas Season for you and your family - Bob
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Wren Rushing
Date: 12/21/2018 2:28:00 PM
Thank you Robert and Merry Christmas!
Date: 12/19/2018 8:39:00 PM
G'day Wren … keep it, and hand it back to him next Christmas - hoho - thanks Wren - Lindsay
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Wren Rushing
Date: 12/20/2018 11:27:00 AM
Hey Lindsay thanks for the idea! Have Merry Christmas!
Date: 12/18/2018 4:15:00 PM
Worst gift indeed! LOL
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Wren Rushing
Date: 12/18/2018 5:48:00 PM
I am thinking of regifting!
Date: 12/18/2018 8:31:00 AM
I cannot stop laughing; oh, my, so aptly written!
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Wren Rushing
Date: 12/18/2018 5:50:00 PM
Glad you enjoyed it. Thank you Caren and have a merry Christmas!
Date: 12/18/2018 8:28:00 AM
Haha, at least you weren't forgotten.
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Wren Rushing
Date: 12/18/2018 5:47:00 PM
Thanks Tom, have a great evening my friend!