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Santa Leave

Santa showed up at our house one night, And gave me such a fright, As i wasn't ready, The tree wasn't even standing steady, No stockings hanging on the wall, I hope this jerk has a great fall, Maybe he will land in that big holley, I bet then he won't be so jolly, Does'nt he know how much he costs me, When he lets the kids sit on his knee, They always ask for a bike, Man i need to go on strike, Hey Santa why don't you go do some coke, I don't want you here I'm BROKE, By the way just save all your chear, Cause i will be hiding from you next year !!!!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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