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Santa Gets Merry

Santa drank too much sherry and fell off his sled
There’ll be no gifts delivered, he’s staying in bed!


One of three poems inspired by
Cute Christmas Couplet Contest

12/19/18

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2018

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Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 12/23/2018 12:48:00 PM - It does not matter .... the kids have everything they need - Let Santa rest :) - Love this one, Jan :))) - Luck in the contest - hugs //Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/23/2018 1:12:00 PM I agree with you Anne-Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

Faraz Ajmal Date: 12/22/2018 12:10:00 PM Oh that's so disappointing for this year I wanted santa to give me a really nice girlfriend, lol (just kidding), guess that I had to wait till next year, well good luck and have a really nice day Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/23/2018 1:12:00 PM hope Santa brings you your gift Faraz:-) :-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso Date: 12/20/2018 11:20:00 PM Cant disappoint all those kids!!!! LOL Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/23/2018 1:11:00 PM true Arthur, kids of all ages lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso Date: 12/20/2018 11:19:00 PM Rudolph though announced he'd pick up the slack so all gifts will be delivered kids, in Santa's red sack! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/23/2018 1:10:00 PM lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 12/20/2018 5:01:00 PM Santa better stick to cookies and milk. Lol Although a hot toddy is mighty tempting in the cold! Very cute Jan! : ) xxoo Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/23/2018 1:09:00 PM Yes a milky drink would be much better, drunk in charge of a sled is not a good idea:-) hugs Jan xx

CayCay Jennings Date: 12/20/2018 1:35:00 PM While what happened to Santa is a humorous limerick please say it is only that because if he doesn't show I'll be sad and frightened by my own child's attitude! LOVE Jan-limericks ... CayCay Login to Reply

Jennifer Proxenos Date: 12/20/2018 11:11:00 AM Hi Jan, Santa does overdo it occasionally, what should we tell the children? Maybe he will make a New Years Eve delivery! Well done Jan, Hugs galore, Jennifer. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/23/2018 1:07:00 PM yes I guess he could come on a different day lol:-) hugs Jan xx

James Peranteau Date: 12/19/2018 11:12:00 PM Cute Jan! Have a happy holiday and happy New year dear poet! Much love, james Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/23/2018 1:06:00 PM Thanks James:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 12/19/2018 7:20:00 PM ha! very cute, jan! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/23/2018 1:06:00 PM Thanks Ilene:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie Date: 12/19/2018 6:40:00 PM G'day Jan … from reading over 100 poems on this site on the Christmas site, it appears Santa needs to join Alcoholics Anonymous - thanks again Jan - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/23/2018 1:05:00 PM lol Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. Date: 12/19/2018 5:29:00 PM Lol! Jan, What are the children going to do now? Good one:-) Alexis Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/23/2018 1:05:00 PM who knows lol Its the parents I feel for when they find there are no gifts:-( hugs Jan xx

M. L. Kiser Date: 12/19/2018 11:52:00 AM Ooh, poor Santa; that's a cute one. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/23/2018 1:04:00 PM Thanks ML:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues Date: 12/19/2018 11:27:00 AM Who’s Sherry...lol! Love it, Dahling! You are so funny! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/23/2018 1:03:00 PM lol Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Subimal Sinha-Roy Date: 12/19/2018 10:49:00 AM Very funny and humorous, Jan. Best wishes for the contest. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/20/2018 2:52:00 PM Thanks Subimal, this one is just for fun:-) hugs jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart Date: 12/19/2018 10:24:00 AM Very cute, Jan! Best of luck in the contest! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/20/2018 2:51:00 PM Thanks Dale, I wrote 3 poems inspired by the contest this one is just for fun:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus Date: 12/19/2018 10:19:00 AM Oh dear!! I hope there is a substitute...I've been good all year round and it won't be fair if I missed out on my presents :) (am I being an egoist?) Hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/20/2018 2:50:00 PM Under your tree I can see a blue stripey T shirt tied up with a red ribbon Paul hee hee:-) Hugs Jan xx

Chris Green Date: 12/19/2018 8:13:00 AM I always took Santa for an Eggnog drinker. :) Nice one Jan. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/20/2018 2:49:00 PM Maybe he turned to drink because of the stress of Christmas:-) hugs jan xx

Kaveesha Ruwindi Date: 12/19/2018 7:54:00 AM Oh, poor Santa! I just hope he'll get well soon. :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/20/2018 2:46:00 PM Thanks Kaveesha:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham Date: 12/19/2018 7:43:00 AM Haha I blame the parents leaving him all that sherry. Tom. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 12/20/2018 2:46:00 PM lol :-) hugs Jan xx