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Santa Claus Loses His Naughty or Nice List

Santa lost his “NAUGHTY or NICE” list this year, What happened to the helpful elves he hired? Which SPOILED children will exuberate in cheer, which one of his elves will ultimately be fired? What kind of devised SCHEME has transpired? So many questions with unknown facts, Who is responsible for this eradication? Maybe Santa should go and trace his tracks, This could cause SEVERE annihilation! This could be Christmas’s expiration! What if lil’ Sally DESERVED that pottery bowl, or needed a new pair of school shoes? But then poor Sally ended up getting coal, and was left stuck in the sad blues. Why does she get to be the one to lose? Then there’s Johnny so selfish with pride, on the NAUGHTY list every year since birth- Do you really think he’d feel guilty inside if he received what was Sally’s worth? Oh, I bet he’d be full of joy and mirth! What’s with the mix up, this whole fiasco!?! What will happen to all the kids so nice? Nick’s dad DOESN'T deserve that escrow, man Santa, you’re treading on thin ice! The good girls and boys shouldn’t sacrifice! What’s that you say, speak once more? Rudolph ATE the list out of fear? Oh, he was on the naughty list before, and wanted more carrots in his stocking this year. Santa, he’s nothin’ but a... BROWN-NOSED REINDEER! CHRISTMAS RHYMES Kim Rodrigues December 4, 2017

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Date: 12/18/2017 9:55:00 PM
Laura, awesome win!
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Date: 12/18/2017 5:02:00 PM
You can almost see the big boss pacing back and forth, looking at the bottom line! Congrats on your first place win, Luloo! <3 Kim
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Date: 12/4/2017 10:43:00 PM
I am enthralled and trapped by your story! So enjoyable and so much fun to read! Definitely a winner for me! Thanks for sharing! Good luck!
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Lu Loo
Date: 12/5/2017 5:29:00 AM
many thanks dear galeo :)
Date: 12/4/2017 3:27:00 PM
hahaha. This is SO good, Laura. Oh my, brown nosing at the end. You really outdid yourself with wit and humor for this one. LOVE it.
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Lu Loo
Date: 12/5/2017 5:28:00 AM
thanks lovely Andrea! :)
Date: 12/4/2017 10:22:00 AM
Laura, this is absolutely wonderful and winner!
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Lu Loo
Date: 12/5/2017 5:28:00 AM
thank you sweet Broken Wings :)
Date: 12/4/2017 8:15:00 AM
Fun poem, Luloo:) Rudolph is gonna get his due...
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Lu Loo
Date: 12/5/2017 5:28:00 AM
lol thanks sweet jo!! :)
Date: 12/4/2017 7:44:00 AM
Enjoyed this poem, Laura, who knew Rudolph was naughty. haha Good luck in the contest. John
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Lu Loo
Date: 12/5/2017 5:28:00 AM
thank you so much dear John :)