Salt Lickings

To the theater went bold Mary Brown

for her sweetness she's surely renown

then she salted her corn

when her date wanted ****

Now he lies in the aisle quite facedown.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Hunter Avatar
December 3, 2013 at 12:08 PM
Ha...oh my gosh....that's a funny one..;)
Woods Avatar
November 7, 2013 at 2:31 PM
I love limericks! And they are a LOT harder to write than people think! I needed this laugh today too, so thanks so much, kudos!
A  Avatar
November 7, 2013 at 12:00 PM
Debbie*nice* SWEET Or SALTY win................... HUGS ~SKAT~
A   Avatar
November 6, 2013 at 7:28 PM
Debbie, , Congratulations On your way to xool Sweet & Sour win... always~ Linda aka PD
Onclaud Avatar
November 6, 2013 at 11:40 AM
rated X for xtraordinary, debbie..happy cheers to you for your win!..:) huggs
Jones Avatar
November 6, 2013 at 9:34 AM
Congratulations Debbie..enjoyed again...
Kendrick Avatar
November 6, 2013 at 9:01 AM
Congrats on your winning work..Way to go!!!Sara
May Avatar
November 5, 2013 at 12:15 PM
congrats on your win Debbie
Dietrich Avatar
November 5, 2013 at 8:09 AM
Debs, yours is another one , as I look at it, I wish I'd scored it higher. Love the double meaning of ""lickings' That made it a good limerick for me! Congrats on your win.
Undertaker Avatar
November 2, 2013 at 10:47 AM
excellent humor Debbie.Bold brown finished her date.Debbie there are people who kill people by salt poisoning.bloody bold brown poisoned her dirty pron loving date.There was once a case when the mother salt poisoned her son and later she was served life imprisonment.Debbie these salt poisoning crimes are quite prevalent now. (: ) Jenish
Adams Avatar
October 31, 2013 at 8:17 PM
very witty and clever limerick my friend...I love how you can handle any form out there with ease! glad I read this one tonight :)
Matose Avatar
October 28, 2013 at 7:07 AM
Funny limerick, Debbie. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Friend, JM
Jones Avatar
October 28, 2013 at 6:51 AM
Haha....still smiling...good way to start my day
Shines Avatar
October 27, 2013 at 10:35 AM
smart and nice write.
Trifiatis Avatar
October 26, 2013 at 6:17 PM
Good for her? Bad for him? Something in between? Very clever!
Kendrick Avatar
October 26, 2013 at 5:59 PM
Cute one..The untone of the work is great..Thanks for the visit to my page..Sara
Mehta Avatar
October 26, 2013 at 6:24 AM
dehydration perhaps, ha ha , debbie
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