Saint Nicked

His suit neatly pressed on the chair by his bed
His long white beard combed and the reindeer all fed
His snow boots all polished till shiny and black
The presents all counted and packed in his sack

And now having checked all his Santa Claus gear
It’s time to set off and spread seasonal cheer
So off to his grotto he goes eagerly
Where the boys and the girls come to sit on his knee

But strangely today, things didn’t go well
And Santa Claus found himself locked in a cell
Not because any child went home neglected
All the kids got their gifts just as expected

The coppers appeared to be less than impressed
Enquiring at length about how he was dressed
I’m just so forgetful these days, Santa said
So my suits neatly pressed on the chair by my bed
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Moorman Avatar
December 15, 2018 at 2:57 AM
Terry, it appears as if you not only had a great career entertaining people in song, you carried with it a great sense of humor. Santa was not 'well suited' for his job. lol
Flood Avatar
December 15, 2018 at 2:27 PM
Thanks Curtis. The initial version of this ended with long-johns and vest, but it wasn’t working, so I tweaked the start, tweaked the end and hey presto... people are giggling at 3am. Thanks again.
Allison Avatar
December 9, 2018 at 5:34 PM
absolutely hilarious Terry, thanks for the giggle:-) hugs Jan xx
Flood Avatar
December 9, 2018 at 5:37 PM
You’re welcome Jan, and Thankyou.
Laurie Avatar
December 7, 2018 at 7:55 PM
Good one Terry … one too many ports before the ports of call me thinks - thanks for the giggle Terry - Lindsay
Flood Avatar
December 8, 2018 at 6:32 PM
Thanks Lindsay
Jones Avatar
December 7, 2018 at 7:52 PM
I LOVED this a good laugh, thank you very much ^_^
Flood Avatar
December 8, 2018 at 6:33 PM
You’re welcome, Billy. thanks.
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