Saddle Up

Just to the left of Texas
In the valley of beyond 
Is where sanity up and left us
Deciding it was best to move along

Hitched up horses and a wagon
Six shooter strapped to its side
Passing through all the Wild West cackling 
Knew this would be a rooting tooting rough ride

Because it doesn't take long once sanity's gone
For the "In" to move right in
So it made its escape for its own sake
Not daring to come back here again

It turned and waved from the horizon
As the Loony Tunes theme music played
Where you could hear a slight voice in the distance
Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-That's all folks...have a nice day!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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July 6, 2017 at 8:34 AM
GOTD! (giggle of the day award...plus a few tears)
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July 6, 2017 at 8:10 AM
LOL. I knew this would be funny when I saw it Mike. Thanks for the laugh :)
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July 6, 2017 at 7:48 AM
I think Loony Tunes has pretty much invaded most of our country Mike! Good one!~Che :)
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