Rules For Party-Going

Always arrive last and leave first Be present, but not the life of the party Come bearing a gift for the hostess, Don’t spill your drink on the sofa. Eat the hors d’oevres sparingly Forget not to thank profusely, Give high praise to the caterer Hear nothing you would repeat. If you’re wondering, ask discreetly Just pass up the drinks if you’re driving Kindly don’t light up a smoke! Look like you’re having fun Make suitable gestures when conversing, Never flirt with someone you don’t know Only offer genuine compliments. Practice your skills at entertaining small talk Quietly slip away from boring groups, Refuse requests to entertain the guests Sandals, a definite no; loafers are casual, Take some time with everyone present Understand the social pecking order. Visit the bathroom only once, if necessary Watch your language, and, (E)Xpect to commit one faux pas You were invited, you are important Zingers (dirty jokes) are inappropriate written March 2, 2022